Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Reading the news today and some of the commentary around it, I'm starting to think that the AI in MI: The Final Reckoning had the right idea...

It's giving big "This could have been a Signal thread we read about in the newspaper" energy.

#25thamendment anyone?

Hey lawyers: can Comey file a malicious prosecution suit after he’s acquitted and does Halligan lose her license if he wins that? Trying to find a distant silver lining that will prevent people from bending the knee when Cheeto Face asks for future norm breaking…he’s immune, but not everyone is.

You can tell by the overreactions that none of these idiots ever worked in a bar or restaurant...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/u...

I opened up my Notes app to scan some official docs, and lol'ed at a gem past me left last weekend.

Love how the Giants celebrated Craw with not one but TWO walk offs to take the series.

I'm just a boy, sitting in front of a screen, asking you to be as excited about @sfgiants.com Opening Day at Oracle Park as I am.

We're all Tracy Jordan today:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9v7...

Maybe a little rebranding will help Ukraine get the protection they need. Anyone going to the meeting tomorrow have a Sharpie?

RIP to one of the real ones