threads is going SFW. guess i’ll have to remain unhinged here. 🤪

I definitely did not just take a bunch of spicy photos in my warehouse…

Let me be clear. The version you see of me on here and Threads is a highly amplified persona of some of the most unhinged parts of me. This is not all who I am, and remember not to take the internet so seriously. 🤘

I think I just took the most *aesthetic* 🍆📸

*steps out from behind the curtain*
h-hi bluesky 👋