tommckearney.bsky.social
@tommckearney.bsky.social
I love #homonym jokes
May 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I think Minnie has a quest for me
#cats
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A friend came out to join me while I was opening the pool today
May 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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"In an attempt to protect herself, Grass closed her eyes and fell to the ground, which led to the two males stomping on her head, causing her to become unconscious, she said."

Repeatedly stomping on someone's head should be attempted murder.

abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sev...
May 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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how did they go from “he’ll create more jobs!!! so good for the economy!!!” to “lol who cares if all these national park workers got laid off lol lmao”
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Best kind of Amazon package #cat
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#Wordle in ONE today! I can die a happy man.
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"You are NOT working today human!" #cat
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
😻 #cat
January 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Flops like Mahomes tried there (and Josh Allen is known for) should be an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
#nfl #chiefs #refball
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Minnie says "you're not getting up yet!" #cats
January 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm in a very loud bar right now and I'm really impressed by the noise cancellation in my Pixel Ear Buds Pro 2. #pixel
January 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just printed this guy and he looks high AF
#3dprinting
January 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Printed a cute little lamb on my new #MMU3 #Prusa
December 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Why couldn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.
December 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Minnie staying warm and cozy in front of the pellet stove
December 16, 2024 at 12:10 AM
What was Dr. Pepper's major in college?

Fizzics.
December 8, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Yep. Definitely all for the common man
December 6, 2024 at 6:44 PM
December 3, 2024 at 11:27 AM
I was too tired to watch the #Ravens game last night and woke up to a pleasant surprise because it started so badly.
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
So.. uhhh. Hi
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 AM