Please, Sir; will you test my means to determine if I may have some more?

*oozes a sticky black secretion that doesn't wash off with soap into your in-box*

"D̷̨̢̲̥̦̯͔̜̹̱̘̝̣͙̙͎̜̫̠̣͛̈́͜͝͠ͅͅ ̵̡̡̡̨͎͕̰̻͚̠̺̠͔̦̖͚̹̙̳͈͓͍̳̩̝̞̪̤̥̹̜̗̦͎̙̤̞̱̘̄̈́͑̄̽̓̽͌̑͛̔͋̈́͠͠͝͝͝Ơ̵̳̄̃͛͊̿̈́̏̌̂̑̀̓̽̽́̃̊̋̓͑͒͒̊͒̏́͌̕͠ ̷̨̺̭̣̖̟̭̮̖̦̦̫̰͉̣̘̰̥͖̬̞̣͔̣̠̝͍̫͚̐̌̓̃͆͑̈́̓̿̕͜ͅC̵͈̄́̄̎̇̀̽̓͌̊̚̕ ̶̰̺͚̻͈͔͖̮͎͔̩͔̲̥̝͎̘̠̜͕͉͖͛̂̓͌̕͝͝Ū̷̧̢̨̢̝̥̰͇͚̤͚̰̠̱͉͙̟̥̤̹̠̲̥̰͇̲̘̿̈́̐́̈̄̏͌̈́̇̌͂̏͂̈́͗̈́͘͝ͅ ̶̛̛̜̰̼͖̳̜̳̀͂̒̀͋̔̌͂̓͌͋͛͘͠͠͝͠Ḿ̵̞̝̑̓́͒̀͛̏̍̔̑̀̀̄̓͋̇̇̈́̌́͂̔͘͠ ̶̡̨̧̢̧̬̰̱͙̙̫͎̟̞͔͔̺̙̹͚̪̰̺̟̻̂́̐̒͘͝ͅͅE̷̛̼͇̥͇͊̈̽́̔̔́̍̎̅̎̐̊͆͊̎̈̈̈̕̕͝ ̶̡̢̧̧̡̘͔̼̦͓̱̮̲̰̤̘̠̻̙̗͔̫̱̠͚̩̭̰̙̯͎̅̈́̍̌͆͆̓͆̉̈̐͂̂̐̄̔̐̈́̈́͂̒͐́́͒́͛̈͝͝͝Ǹ̷̬͙̫̞̓̎̏̾́͌́̓̋̅̾̅̐̀̌̃̔̅͋̓̾͋͂͐͂̅͒̉̈ ̵̨̢̧̧̼̦̣̥͓̰̜̼̲̺͈̪̘̺̤͎̣̙͓̟̪͖̲͓̳̭̜̝͎̘̺̈̿̈́̔̈́̔̇̍̓͐͒̈́̂̈̋͆̓̃̍̎̈́́̿̀́̚̕͠Ţ̵̥͈̮̙̻͍͓̯̰͈͓͂̇̉͗͂̒̇̌̾͑͛͆̇̿̒̃̕̕͘̚͘͜ͅ ̴̡̨̡̧͙̘̠̼̻͕̻̜̱̙͙̯̻̝̜̫̫͓̘̱̞͙̫͎͋̚͜Ş̷̧̬̪̜̬̯̺̼̯͕͈̹͔̮̼͖̘͍̼͆́̈́͋̈͒̌͂̉͠"

You can reduce your food budget by being really still as often as possible

mfw another app tries to trick me into using a new AI feature

If you wanted me to pay attention to things like "signs" and "warnings" maybe you shouldn't have desensitized me to informational rectangles with so many ads

Free VRChat world idea for you: Tinnitus Simulator

It's not a mess it's organized. It's organized into piles

Local Tolt Creatures In Your Area Now

The best part of a salad is when you get to the bottom and find the slurry of dressing and toppings that you actually wanted

Eating by candlelight in the shadow of Ironbridge power station
~ David Bagnall (1972)

Got the propane refilled and you can really taste the difference

I don't want to "submit documents" I want to bite somebody's neck until they stop moving

If you tried to make a wild creature fill out a Form they would maul you

New face and sweater. I like them a normal amount

Raccoon hours at the grocery store

Something is wrong, check the large panel of numerous unlabeled lights!

rah

When I was in junior high?? We had some sort of abstinence sex ed performance thing where one of the actors says like "I'm gonna do this whole school one screw at a time!" and everybody looks shocked and he holds up a screwdriver and says "I've already got half the screws in the bathroom stalls!"

The different creature. wip custom texture on @shycryptid.bsky.social 's Kloey avatar. Also with festive decals on the default sweater texture bsky.app/profile/shyc...

#ivyart #comic

The garlic cloves

For Halloween I have a public #VRChat avatar to share! With my Greater Dane base I made a #ScoobyDoo!

You can fav the public avatar here: vrchat.com/home/avatar/...