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tolpuddleman.bsky.social
@tolpuddleman.bsky.social
Good to be here. Armchair observer of everything and nothing. Big fan of Lake Wobegon tales, tall or even pointless.

No DMs please - I don't usually respond.
Thanks.
Paymaster Musk : Now this is what you're gonna do Donald

President Elect Trump : Yes, sir
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
The Bible
So often we miss hidden gems written in a text because of the surrounding context. The greater submerges the smaller as if it's just an inconsequential aside.

Genesis 2 - how early in the story gold and gems are mentioned. The trademark of Jewish goldsmiths !
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Coronation Day looms ahead.
Freed from British colonialism, America once again reverts to bowing the knee to this maniac
November 29, 2024 at 7:49 AM
What's this ? "But if they can't control themselves..."
No reprimand here. Pastors take note.
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Winter fuel payment has gone for us yet, wait for it, we'll still be getting the £10 christmas bonus to help us send christmas cards to 6 people we think of, by flipping a coin
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Over to you Jamie Oliver, Pru Leith and Nigella Lawson...

Why does a teabag of bouquet garni always float to the top of a casserole pot ?
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 AM
So, a little snowfall and the UK almost grinds to a halt. It's top news story every time. Newswatchers around the world must think we're wimps
November 20, 2024 at 10:26 AM