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BREAKING: Tolliver has taken a firm stance against signing the Trump administration’s higher ed compact. On a related note, the University is not answering any calls from the 202 area code.
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
BREAKING: Tolliver has taken a firm stance against signing the Trump administration’s higher ed compact. On a related note, the University is not answering any calls from the 202 area code.
Registration for spring starts on Monday. Note the new sort feature in the catalog that ranks courses from easiest to hardest. You can also filter out professors that require reading of any kind!
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Registration for spring starts on Monday. Note the new sort feature in the catalog that ranks courses from easiest to hardest. You can also filter out professors that require reading of any kind!
Students, is the syllabus to your class too long? Your accommodations might entitle you to be supplied with a shorter version. You can also ask your professor to read it to you! #itssoeasy
September 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Students, is the syllabus to your class too long? Your accommodations might entitle you to be supplied with a shorter version. You can also ask your professor to read it to you! #itssoeasy
The provost is inviting all tenure-track faculty to a special lunch on Oct. 8th or 9th from 12-12:30 in her dining room. (Yes, she has a private dining room.) It’s totally optional, so we’ll try not to hold it against you come review time, if you end up not joining us. #nopressure
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The provost is inviting all tenure-track faculty to a special lunch on Oct. 8th or 9th from 12-12:30 in her dining room. (Yes, she has a private dining room.) It’s totally optional, so we’ll try not to hold it against you come review time, if you end up not joining us. #nopressure
We are hiring—three new administrators! We’re not sure what the positions will be called or what they will do exactly, but we encourage you to apply. Pay will range from competitive to exorbitant. There’s no better way to pad your résumé!
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We are hiring—three new administrators! We’re not sure what the positions will be called or what they will do exactly, but we encourage you to apply. Pay will range from competitive to exorbitant. There’s no better way to pad your résumé!
Students, if you are called away to the Rapture tomorrow, remember it’s your responsibility to let your professors know in advance.
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Students, if you are called away to the Rapture tomorrow, remember it’s your responsibility to let your professors know in advance.
Pro-tip for faculty: start drinking *before* you grade student work. You’ll have a better time, and the students will appreciate your apathetic leniency. #winwin
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pro-tip for faculty: start drinking *before* you grade student work. You’ll have a better time, and the students will appreciate your apathetic leniency. #winwin
IT is now rolling out licenses for ChatGPT and Claude—at cost! Let us know what account to bill when you submit your request.
September 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
IT is now rolling out licenses for ChatGPT and Claude—at cost! Let us know what account to bill when you submit your request.
Happening now: The Philosophy faculty car wash! The unclean car is not worth driving.
September 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Happening now: The Philosophy faculty car wash! The unclean car is not worth driving.
Are you well-connected? or maybe about to inherit a bunch of money? Do you not mind telling wealthy people that they’re interesting? We find ourselves in need of a new VP for Advancement and Alumni Relations, and you might be the one!
September 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Are you well-connected? or maybe about to inherit a bunch of money? Do you not mind telling wealthy people that they’re interesting? We find ourselves in need of a new VP for Advancement and Alumni Relations, and you might be the one!
Starting today all faculty and staff need to wear visible ID badges. It will help keep our campus safe and also learn your names.
September 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Starting today all faculty and staff need to wear visible ID badges. It will help keep our campus safe and also learn your names.
Happening today! A big beautiful book sale at the library. Plop down some cash for a favorite that you could otherwise read for free. #booksbooksbooks
September 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happening today! A big beautiful book sale at the library. Plop down some cash for a favorite that you could otherwise read for free. #booksbooksbooks
Happy Labor Day, Tolls. Don’t forget all of the deadlines that we have set for midnight tonight. Get some work done early, then rest up!
September 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy Labor Day, Tolls. Don’t forget all of the deadlines that we have set for midnight tonight. Get some work done early, then rest up!
The president may or may not be receiving an(other) contract extension. Watch this space! #transparency
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The president may or may not be receiving an(other) contract extension. Watch this space! #transparency
We are looking for faculty with ideas for creative and original new programs. There isn’t any funding and you will be blamed for its failure, but this is your chance to start something and contribute!
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We are looking for faculty with ideas for creative and original new programs. There isn’t any funding and you will be blamed for its failure, but this is your chance to start something and contribute!
Who’s ready for a bunch of unnecessary faculty meetings! #welcomeback
August 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who’s ready for a bunch of unnecessary faculty meetings! #welcomeback
Fall classes begin Monday, Aug. 25. Faculty are required by contract to be on campus for a day-long series of meetings Wednesday, Aug. 20, so be sure to pack a lunch.
August 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Fall classes begin Monday, Aug. 25. Faculty are required by contract to be on campus for a day-long series of meetings Wednesday, Aug. 20, so be sure to pack a lunch.
How’s your semester going?
August 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How’s your semester going?
The new University’s bold new policy on fiscal efficiency requires that departments pay for faculty phones and phone lines from their own budget. Expect the reduction from your accounts soon.
On a related note, the FY25-26 budget includes a 5 percent across the board budget cut. #getcreative
On a related note, the FY25-26 budget includes a 5 percent across the board budget cut. #getcreative
August 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The new University’s bold new policy on fiscal efficiency requires that departments pay for faculty phones and phone lines from their own budget. Expect the reduction from your accounts soon.
On a related note, the FY25-26 budget includes a 5 percent across the board budget cut. #getcreative
On a related note, the FY25-26 budget includes a 5 percent across the board budget cut. #getcreative
If you see men with masks on campus over the coming weeks, don’t be alarmed. We have rented out parts of the quad and surrounding shrubbery to ICE who is using it to train new recruits. Hopefully, some of our recent graduates will be among them! #employed
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you see men with masks on campus over the coming weeks, don’t be alarmed. We have rented out parts of the quad and surrounding shrubbery to ICE who is using it to train new recruits. Hopefully, some of our recent graduates will be among them! #employed
The cost of everything is going up!—including faculty parking. Submit the payment to secure your spot by Friday, Aug. 15, if your commute requires that you have a car on campus.
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The cost of everything is going up!—including faculty parking. Submit the payment to secure your spot by Friday, Aug. 15, if your commute requires that you have a car on campus.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, we have decided not to push back against the restrictions on DEI in admissions and hiring. They will remain core values, but we simply won’t be able to use them to guide any decisions or speak the words on campus. #TollStrong
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Due to circumstances beyond our control, we have decided not to push back against the restrictions on DEI in admissions and hiring. They will remain core values, but we simply won’t be able to use them to guide any decisions or speak the words on campus. #TollStrong
We were disappointed to see Columbia’s capitulation to the Trump regime. Tolliver will stand firm!
Relatedly, we are proud to announce our new major in Trump Studies, which will explore the genius and historic accomplishments of the country’s best president. #MagaU
Relatedly, we are proud to announce our new major in Trump Studies, which will explore the genius and historic accomplishments of the country’s best president. #MagaU
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We were disappointed to see Columbia’s capitulation to the Trump regime. Tolliver will stand firm!
Relatedly, we are proud to announce our new major in Trump Studies, which will explore the genius and historic accomplishments of the country’s best president. #MagaU
Relatedly, we are proud to announce our new major in Trump Studies, which will explore the genius and historic accomplishments of the country’s best president. #MagaU
We put the “T” in ChatGPT. #itssoeasy
July 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We put the “T” in ChatGPT. #itssoeasy