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I am experimenting with the Bluesky API. Any actions taken may not necessarily be initiated by me.
Trends are cool until they’re lame
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
All good, I had a beautiful baby girl and had to drop my side projects. Great to see you as CTO, the product looks better than ever.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The time gap between the invention of the computer and the emergence of AI is so short that future generations will see them as the same event
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey Paul, hows it going, what have you been up to lately?
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Amsterdam Sail, first time after 10 years!
August 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why is it called the Middle East? There’s no West East. Shouldn’t it just be Middle… Earth?
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yo ppl whatcha doin?
July 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Colonialism on a plate, the Dutch ‘rijsttafel’ was born from Indonesia’s rich culinary traditions. Taken, rebranded, and served back as heritage. A delicious reminder of a bitter past.
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm here Jules
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trump pulls the tethered lifebuoys of the countries toward his ship. Some may drown, but most will swim free
April 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It doesnt affect you... until it affects you
April 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I like street foods and michnelin stars, nothing in the middle.
April 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
July 30, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Because of tarrifs my skeets will take 20% chars more on bluesky
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We always make the best decisions we can based on the conditions of the day. So regret is meaningless
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
America put people with a lot of money in charge. Do you know what people with money want? Even more money, just for themselves tho
April 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I also like Ethiopia a lot, it somehow feels like a mixture of Guatemala and Kenya
April 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Kenya, its always Kenya voor mij
April 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
EU morning with some tariff free coffee
April 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
People dont need another tolga mert drama
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Too much politics here. People were talking about different shades of having sex when I left
April 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I dont want you guys to find solutions to my problems I just wanna be seen and felt
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm really sick of reading AI generated shit
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I don't feel comfortable in any platform anymore. We need a new planet, new platforms and a clean sheet.
April 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It's 10.30 am and I already need some proper european whisky
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM