jake
@toki07.bsky.social
the high cost of playing god
the vinous
sozora
the vinous
sozora
latinos are a psyop to make 90’s chevy trucks sell at a 300% up charge
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
latinos are a psyop to make 90’s chevy trucks sell at a 300% up charge
everyone so damn excited to wear their hoodies in this 78 degree weather, y'all just stink now
September 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
everyone so damn excited to wear their hoodies in this 78 degree weather, y'all just stink now
i be chewing gum loud as fuck in the office stalls
September 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i be chewing gum loud as fuck in the office stalls
what’s up im jake, welcome to jackass - today I’ll be brushing my teeth in the office bathroom
August 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
what’s up im jake, welcome to jackass - today I’ll be brushing my teeth in the office bathroom
im not texting and driving, I am opening magic booster packs
August 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
im not texting and driving, I am opening magic booster packs
social media training at work looking like an analog horror
August 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
social media training at work looking like an analog horror
tummy gonna sound like a washing machine with timbs in it
July 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
tummy gonna sound like a washing machine with timbs in it
smells like a pizza hut buffet salad bar at my desk at all times
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
smells like a pizza hut buffet salad bar at my desk at all times
my salads are basically chicken cereal with ranch
July 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
my salads are basically chicken cereal with ranch
i hope you drop every first bite of your future meals
July 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i hope you drop every first bite of your future meals
every hardcore band be like "nah we kicked out the problematic fella"
June 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
every hardcore band be like "nah we kicked out the problematic fella"
i just want to watch youtube and chill, but not in the office
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i just want to watch youtube and chill, but not in the office
green m&ms should be the only ones that have filling
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
green m&ms should be the only ones that have filling
grind is just really fast ska without trumpets and fedoras
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
grind is just really fast ska without trumpets and fedoras
in da merch booth low balling on marketplace
May 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
in da merch booth low balling on marketplace
y'all mind if a brown boy sing a lil white boy tonight
May 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
y'all mind if a brown boy sing a lil white boy tonight
had two bites and my ear started ringing
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
had two bites and my ear started ringing
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yearning for the type of tummy ache only 3 laredo taco company breakfast tacos and a big red at 7 am can give you
May 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
yearning for the type of tummy ache only 3 laredo taco company breakfast tacos and a big red at 7 am can give you
every image on my apps look better while I'm driving
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
every image on my apps look better while I'm driving
she got the jonkler, I be jonklin all god damn day I barely made it out of the notifications to post this
April 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
she got the jonkler, I be jonklin all god damn day I barely made it out of the notifications to post this
so pissed they gentrified apple jacks
April 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
so pissed they gentrified apple jacks
a particular abba song makes me feel like I am riding a horse like a tron bike
April 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
a particular abba song makes me feel like I am riding a horse like a tron bike
zaza got me sippin water from a clay mug with my native ancestors
April 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
zaza got me sippin water from a clay mug with my native ancestors
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![All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up
[NO SIRENS SIGN]
[NO PERSONAL COMPUTER SIGN]
[NO KIOSK SIGN]
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To.
-> And I Will Never Speak To You <-
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I Am a Divine Being : You Are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tydxsfc7tumboebjgi5df2ew/bafkreibs6uv5uebzku65n7ifrnfvrxu27uliqqbklwmod6yr5nl4skj75u@jpeg)