Derring-do Dandy
@tokendragonfrnd.bsky.social
Cave-dwelling Cryptid™️
They/them
Wizard for Beards and Barbarians 🫶
Sometimes I write stuff and play video games. Ask me about nerd stuff!
They/them
Wizard for Beards and Barbarians 🫶
Sometimes I write stuff and play video games. Ask me about nerd stuff!
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Much like Karlach, I too dance when I’m left idle too long
We’re getting a house
June 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re getting a house
There’s a specific type of joy in watching my cat beeline for the food bowl after it goes off
June 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There’s a specific type of joy in watching my cat beeline for the food bowl after it goes off
Did my civic duty today and flipped off the cyber truck that passed me while in traffic today 🫡
June 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Did my civic duty today and flipped off the cyber truck that passed me while in traffic today 🫡
It’s actually up to 35 hours (ff got an update me, sue me) and about 75% of the map and overall shard amount.
Good game. Screamed loudly when two was announced.
Good game. Screamed loudly when two was announced.
So I have about 26.1 hours into Bloodstained. 15/57 achievements, 55% of the map completed, and 55ish% of both shards found and acquired.
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s actually up to 35 hours (ff got an update me, sue me) and about 75% of the map and overall shard amount.
Good game. Screamed loudly when two was announced.
Good game. Screamed loudly when two was announced.
My in laws always thinking of me and including me in plans makes my heart so big 🥹
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My in laws always thinking of me and including me in plans makes my heart so big 🥹
Bc I’m unemployed but also require much stimulus, I occasionally feel like a hamster without a wheel when none of my friends are available to chat lmao
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bc I’m unemployed but also require much stimulus, I occasionally feel like a hamster without a wheel when none of my friends are available to chat lmao
It matters not at all to anyone really BUT THE RACE I PLAY IN FF14 IS FINALLY GETTING THE ABILITY TO WEAR HATS AND IM SO HYPE I COULD PHYSICALLY WITHDRAW FROM MY CORPOREAL FORM
#ff14 #hrothgar #HATSFINALLY
#ff14 #hrothgar #HATSFINALLY
June 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It matters not at all to anyone really BUT THE RACE I PLAY IN FF14 IS FINALLY GETTING THE ABILITY TO WEAR HATS AND IM SO HYPE I COULD PHYSICALLY WITHDRAW FROM MY CORPOREAL FORM
#ff14 #hrothgar #HATSFINALLY
#ff14 #hrothgar #HATSFINALLY
You know I don’t often end up cooking w my fiance but it’s really sweet when we do
June 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You know I don’t often end up cooking w my fiance but it’s really sweet when we do
Exhausted lmao
June 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Exhausted lmao
Saw something amazing my sis in law would looooove and I checked the price to see $549. Like okay yes, handmade by a single human, awesome shit.
I wish I made big boy money yk
I wish I made big boy money yk
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Saw something amazing my sis in law would looooove and I checked the price to see $549. Like okay yes, handmade by a single human, awesome shit.
I wish I made big boy money yk
I wish I made big boy money yk
Yelling at my dog like he’s a toddler: PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY.
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yelling at my dog like he’s a toddler: PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY.
Today’s been on one honestly
June 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Today’s been on one honestly
✨ nervous!!!! ✨
June 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
✨ nervous!!!! ✨
Stuck in the Infinite Target
(I got turned around and now can’t find the front to pay for my wares)
(I got turned around and now can’t find the front to pay for my wares)
June 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Stuck in the Infinite Target
(I got turned around and now can’t find the front to pay for my wares)
(I got turned around and now can’t find the front to pay for my wares)
It truly is the little things, like my sis in law pinging me on fb randomly
June 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It truly is the little things, like my sis in law pinging me on fb randomly
So I have about 26.1 hours into Bloodstained. 15/57 achievements, 55% of the map completed, and 55ish% of both shards found and acquired.
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
June 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So I have about 26.1 hours into Bloodstained. 15/57 achievements, 55% of the map completed, and 55ish% of both shards found and acquired.
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
I can’t tell if I’ve become a monster or if the game is smaller than other games I’m used to
(This is my first #metroidvania)
I am for sure not getting this job but we’re gonna treat this interview like I just might
May 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am for sure not getting this job but we’re gonna treat this interview like I just might
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((Me I knew bc I did it for people around me and never really had it for myself except my bro who’s always dropped everything to help me))
May 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This group of posts brought to you by The Ride or Die Squad ✌️
I always wanted to do therapy properly but it’s crazy actually how you can sit and say “yeah my parents were entirely hands-off because I was level headed” and have someone else gently tell me I was a child and deserved more
May 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I always wanted to do therapy properly but it’s crazy actually how you can sit and say “yeah my parents were entirely hands-off because I was level headed” and have someone else gently tell me I was a child and deserved more
In my defense going from 5 silver to 10 silver is fucking horrendous and criminal
Dm just announced surge pricing for the train in-game and I can’t believe how upset fictional surge pricing on what’s essentially the subway is making me
May 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In my defense going from 5 silver to 10 silver is fucking horrendous and criminal
Dm just announced surge pricing for the train in-game and I can’t believe how upset fictional surge pricing on what’s essentially the subway is making me
May 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Dm just announced surge pricing for the train in-game and I can’t believe how upset fictional surge pricing on what’s essentially the subway is making me
Me, a Bible Belt southerner now living in Florida seeing a sun shower: ope, devils beating his wife again.
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me, a Bible Belt southerner now living in Florida seeing a sun shower: ope, devils beating his wife again.
Shout out to my fiancés mom for being an awesome human and not missing a beat when I ask her any manner of questions, including how to reseason the cast iron she just got me a couple months ago bc I fucked up cleaning it lmao
May 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Shout out to my fiancés mom for being an awesome human and not missing a beat when I ask her any manner of questions, including how to reseason the cast iron she just got me a couple months ago bc I fucked up cleaning it lmao
Almost fist fought an 11/12 year old earlier
Instead I settled for reporting his dickhead self for being disrespectful in game.
Because what we not about to do is say the only healer on the squad the entire fucking round is “clearly not doing their job” when I take mvp.
Instead I settled for reporting his dickhead self for being disrespectful in game.
Because what we not about to do is say the only healer on the squad the entire fucking round is “clearly not doing their job” when I take mvp.
May 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Almost fist fought an 11/12 year old earlier
Instead I settled for reporting his dickhead self for being disrespectful in game.
Because what we not about to do is say the only healer on the squad the entire fucking round is “clearly not doing their job” when I take mvp.
Instead I settled for reporting his dickhead self for being disrespectful in game.
Because what we not about to do is say the only healer on the squad the entire fucking round is “clearly not doing their job” when I take mvp.
I high key adore how chaotic my fiancés family is; it’s the good kind, filled with constant laughter and good-natured ribbing of people who actually like being around each other.
May 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I high key adore how chaotic my fiancés family is; it’s the good kind, filled with constant laughter and good-natured ribbing of people who actually like being around each other.