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The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back
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@toebr0gan.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Your secret is safe with me, I wasn’t listening
Explain it to me like I wasn’t listening at all the first time
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Explain it to me like I wasn’t listening at all the first time
I’m a creature of habit. Terrible, self destructive habits
May 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m a creature of habit. Terrible, self destructive habits
She a baddie bro (bad person)
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
She a baddie bro (bad person)
Oh so now I’m the bad guy just for being a bad guy
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh so now I’m the bad guy just for being a bad guy
Thank god I can’t backflip I’d be doing that shit everywhere
April 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thank god I can’t backflip I’d be doing that shit everywhere
Every once in a while I’ll wake up feeling a little too happy. Like calm down, it’s Tuesday
April 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Every once in a while I’ll wake up feeling a little too happy. Like calm down, it’s Tuesday
So Kanye DOES like fishsticks in his mouth
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So Kanye DOES like fishsticks in his mouth
Imagine you’re being chased by a serial killer and he’s running after you with his hands in his pockets
April 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Imagine you’re being chased by a serial killer and he’s running after you with his hands in his pockets
Your secret is safe with me, I wasn’t listening
April 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Your secret is safe with me, I wasn’t listening
You can tell if someone likes you by the position of their legs. For example, if they’re over your shoulders they like you a lot
April 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You can tell if someone likes you by the position of their legs. For example, if they’re over your shoulders they like you a lot
Apple featured photos be like, “look remember when you were happy and fit, you worthless piece of shit?”
April 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Apple featured photos be like, “look remember when you were happy and fit, you worthless piece of shit?”
Dating a crazy person is fun but exhausting.
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by several partners
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by several partners
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dating a crazy person is fun but exhausting.
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by several partners
Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by several partners
“I hate to break it to you” just kidding I love to break it to you. Let me break your spirit with this crushing information
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“I hate to break it to you” just kidding I love to break it to you. Let me break your spirit with this crushing information
*American factory workers trying to build an iphone*
“THE CHINESE BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS”
“THE CHINESE BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS”
April 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*American factory workers trying to build an iphone*
“THE CHINESE BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS”
“THE CHINESE BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS”
If you get most of your password right it should still work
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you get most of your password right it should still work
When Mike gets you hard, make lemonade. or however that goes
April 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When Mike gets you hard, make lemonade. or however that goes
The trick to surviving any economic downturn is being so poor already it doesn’t effect you at all
April 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The trick to surviving any economic downturn is being so poor already it doesn’t effect you at all
Sticking to a diet through the entire weekend requires a different kind of discipline
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sticking to a diet through the entire weekend requires a different kind of discipline
Pretending I have enough money and investments to actually care about what’s happening with the stock market
April 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pretending I have enough money and investments to actually care about what’s happening with the stock market
A good sneeze can alter the trajectory of your entire life
March 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A good sneeze can alter the trajectory of your entire life
Tuesday through Wednesday is like some purgatory devoid of hope. Just when you’re thinking about ending it all, it’s Thursday and you can see the dim light of Friday at the end of the tunnel
March 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tuesday through Wednesday is like some purgatory devoid of hope. Just when you’re thinking about ending it all, it’s Thursday and you can see the dim light of Friday at the end of the tunnel
If I gave any less of a fuck I’d be a cat
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If I gave any less of a fuck I’d be a cat
Every breath this beautiful Saturday morning feels like a quiet rebellion against the chaos of the week gone by
March 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Every breath this beautiful Saturday morning feels like a quiet rebellion against the chaos of the week gone by
I persist just to prove my imaginary haters wrong
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I persist just to prove my imaginary haters wrong
Wanna come over and get high while we read the Epstein files
February 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wanna come over and get high while we read the Epstein files