There's no joy quite like my daughter taking a poop in her potty in the middle of the living room floor and then loudly exclaiming "THAT'S A BIG POOP!"

I got my first job when I was nine working at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks I was running the floor.

Child Labor Laws are ruining this country.

Looking forward to being able to fully leave #Twitter behind.

No more #X garbage please.

I want to meet the son of a bitch at General Mills who thought it was a good idea to make Count Chocula a seasonal cereal and then kick his ass.

#Halloween #Justice