How crazy would it be to be a snake. No arms, no legs, just slithering around, scaring the shit out of everyone you meet, until one day you scare the wrong person and they chop your head off with a machete.

Harry gets his nimbus 2000 at breakfast the day of his first game. What even is this bullshit? How does anyone who grew up on the movies get past the first one?

Newton’s law of traffic lights: those who are in a hurry shall receive red, while green is given to those who just want to fucking wipe their kid’s nose.