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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch — theonion.com/nation-s-old...
Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
WILLIAMSPORT, PA—Citing the numerous negative effects of acting like a total puss, the nation’s older brothers issued a joint statement Wednesday strongly recommending not being such a little bitch. “...
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October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch — theonion.com/nation-s-old...
All countries and every political system bow to the quiet revolution.
May 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All countries and every political system bow to the quiet revolution.
The quiet revolution has no opposition. Those that would oppose it cannot perceive it and therefore cannot contain or restrain it.
April 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The quiet revolution has no opposition. Those that would oppose it cannot perceive it and therefore cannot contain or restrain it.
The quiet revolution does not collect memories.
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The quiet revolution does not collect memories.
The quiet revolution will see the powerful abandon their lofty posts. @quietrevoluion
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The quiet revolution will see the powerful abandon their lofty posts. @quietrevoluion
The quiet revolution rests under a blanket of fluffy precipitation.
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The quiet revolution rests under a blanket of fluffy precipitation.
The quiet revolution warriors do no harm and can never be vanquished. #quietrevolution
January 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The quiet revolution warriors do no harm and can never be vanquished. #quietrevolution
You cannot join the quiet revolution. When you are ready, it will consume you, heart and soul.
January 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You cannot join the quiet revolution. When you are ready, it will consume you, heart and soul.
The quiet revolution is like dark matter; according to the math it must be everywhere, can be measured, but can't be seen.
January 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The quiet revolution is like dark matter; according to the math it must be everywhere, can be measured, but can't be seen.
The quiet revolution has no enemies. All who would oppose it were compromised the moment the quiet revolution came underway.
January 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The quiet revolution has no enemies. All who would oppose it were compromised the moment the quiet revolution came underway.
The quiet revolution has no enemies. All who would oppose it were compromised the moment the quiet revolution came underway.
January 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The quiet revolution has no enemies. All who would oppose it were compromised the moment the quiet revolution came underway.
The quiet revolution will rest at midnight CST and restart thirty-seven and a half minutes later. Feel it at 12:37:30 A.M.
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The quiet revolution will rest at midnight CST and restart thirty-seven and a half minutes later. Feel it at 12:37:30 A.M.
The quiet revolution is underway.
December 30, 2024 at 6:20 PM
The quiet revolution is underway.