Toaster
@toasterpr.bsky.social
Gay - NSFW - Fitness - Lover of 🐻s - 🐨 🇦🇺
And an alternate version.
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
And an alternate version.
Should I post a pic in my undies? 🤷
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Should I post a pic in my undies? 🤷
If I put on night cream in the morning does that make me a daywalker? 🦇
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If I put on night cream in the morning does that make me a daywalker? 🦇
Didn't have the timer set. Oops 😬
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Didn't have the timer set. Oops 😬
Something something....
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Something something....
It should be monochrome Monday but I can't f@#ked clicking button a.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It should be monochrome Monday but I can't f@#ked clicking button a.
My favourite audio description subtitle is "Horse nickers" 🤭
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My favourite audio description subtitle is "Horse nickers" 🤭
So what's with blood brothers and slicing your hand rubbing together open wounds? That's the palm of your hand and hands are really useful. This friendship has just made your life suck for the next month.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So what's with blood brothers and slicing your hand rubbing together open wounds? That's the palm of your hand and hands are really useful. This friendship has just made your life suck for the next month.
Suing the BBC for $1B for editing in a doco and them capitulating through 2 senior resignations is wild. Trying to control international media is next level fascism and appeasing him is next level cowardice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Suing the BBC for $1B for editing in a doco and them capitulating through 2 senior resignations is wild. Trying to control international media is next level fascism and appeasing him is next level cowardice.
Did ya miss me? I've been feeling a bit blah about showing off lately as I've been eating crappy food and not training much. I know I've got no reason to complain. On the plus side I might need to buy new undies when I size out of the hundreds I have. 😍😍😍
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Did ya miss me? I've been feeling a bit blah about showing off lately as I've been eating crappy food and not training much. I know I've got no reason to complain. On the plus side I might need to buy new undies when I size out of the hundreds I have. 😍😍😍
"Murder?" She hopes.
"Murder?" she grinned.
Murder, she shrugged
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Murder?" She hopes.
Blocks of chocolate that have a prime number of pieces are cause for divorce.
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Blocks of chocolate that have a prime number of pieces are cause for divorce.
I just got my first poo post in my timeline and I'm not happy. 😭
Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.
Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just got my first poo post in my timeline and I'm not happy. 😭
Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.
Also I almost called it my feed but I couldn't have feed and poo post in the same sentence.
The way Ronald Dump is happy to blow up low level drug mules without congressional approval or even evidence but also unconditionally pardon silk road's Ross Ulbricht is incomprehensible.
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The way Ronald Dump is happy to blow up low level drug mules without congressional approval or even evidence but also unconditionally pardon silk road's Ross Ulbricht is incomprehensible.
I did a kettlebell HIIT workout for the first time and I needed it and it was also really horrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I did a kettlebell HIIT workout for the first time and I needed it and it was also really horrible.
How seriously Americans take Halloween will never cease to confound me.
This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬
This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How seriously Americans take Halloween will never cease to confound me.
This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬
This is Australia's typical attitude to it. ⏬
I think the BetterHelp Ads on podcasts actively cause mental illness.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think the BetterHelp Ads on podcasts actively cause mental illness.
I don't quite understand how Tr@mp responding to protests with AI videos of diarrhoea dropping on his constituents isn't a current news headline.
Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.
Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I don't quite understand how Tr@mp responding to protests with AI videos of diarrhoea dropping on his constituents isn't a current news headline.
Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.
Imagine if any other world leader did that. For him it's just par for the course.
Ronald Dump's AI feces dropping in New York response to the No Kings protest is possibly the most unhinged thing he's done so far.
I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.
I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ronald Dump's AI feces dropping in New York response to the No Kings protest is possibly the most unhinged thing he's done so far.
I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.
I'm not quite sure how we arrived here.