ToasterBotnet - Productivity
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SELF-IMPROVEMENT FOR THE INTERNET GENERATION.
Hustle culture is dead.
Welcome to the era of the ironic self-improver.
We are blending time management and productivity
with technology addiction and internet culture.
toasterbotnet.com
Hustle culture is dead.
Welcome to the era of the ironic self-improver.
We are blending time management and productivity
with technology addiction and internet culture.
toasterbotnet.com
I set up a cronjob to cry every third Sunday. It’s efficient.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I set up a cronjob to cry every third Sunday. It’s efficient.
If the Singularity happens and I’m stuck doing laundry, I’ll sue reality.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If the Singularity happens and I’m stuck doing laundry, I’ll sue reality.
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ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
My therapist said I need to “let go.” So I added it to Todoist. Repeating. Weekly.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My therapist said I need to “let go.” So I added it to Todoist. Repeating. Weekly.
I am not an influencer. I am a highly motivated guy with unresolved issues and a microphone.
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am not an influencer. I am a highly motivated guy with unresolved issues and a microphone.
If I get One Percent better every day, I will be God by Q4.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If I get One Percent better every day, I will be God by Q4.
I am building a better life… in public… with mild panic.
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am building a better life… in public… with mild panic.
ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
ToasterBotnet Meme Factory
Running on caffeine, discipline, and unresolved trauma.
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Running on caffeine, discipline, and unresolved trauma.
My retirement plan is to upload my consciousness to a Git repo.
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My retirement plan is to upload my consciousness to a Git repo.
Not burned out. Just emotionally cached and refusing to reload.
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not burned out. Just emotionally cached and refusing to reload.
I use Vim to edit my dreams. Still can’t exit.
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I use Vim to edit my dreams. Still can’t exit.
Me checking my Youtube Analytics: Sample size too low to reject null hypothesis.
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Me checking my Youtube Analytics: Sample size too low to reject null hypothesis.
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet
When I die, I want my automation pipeline to keep pretending I'm alive.
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I die, I want my automation pipeline to keep pretending I'm alive.
Productivity Peak hits different at 23:55
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Productivity Peak hits different at 23:55
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet
Journaling daily. Still emotionally illiterate. Just more organized about it.
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Journaling daily. Still emotionally illiterate. Just more organized about it.
Why is setting up Google Analytics like configuring a nuclear reactor in Klingon? I just wanted to know how many people visited my site. Now I need a PhD in tag management.
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Why is setting up Google Analytics like configuring a nuclear reactor in Klingon? I just wanted to know how many people visited my site. Now I need a PhD in tag management.
Remember: every time you delay gratification, an angel gets compounding interest.
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Remember: every time you delay gratification, an angel gets compounding interest.
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#meme #memes #toasterbotnet