I wish I could just let go of my mortal form & become my true self. It would be so much easier than all this "discovering yourself" & "Listen to your heart" bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wish I could just let go of my mortal form & become my true self. It would be so much easier than all this "discovering yourself" & "Listen to your heart" bullshit.
Funny how the phrase "If life gives you lemons" exists because lemons are not natural. We made that shit up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Funny how the phrase "If life gives you lemons" exists because lemons are not natural. We made that shit up.
Hey, Google
Detonate the charges, I've decided I don't want to live anymore.
Detonate the charges, I've decided I don't want to live anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey, Google
Detonate the charges, I've decided I don't want to live anymore.
Detonate the charges, I've decided I don't want to live anymore.
I love free will!!!! I love feeling the satisfaction of completing something I chose to do willingly!!! I love making things myself!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I love free will!!!! I love feeling the satisfaction of completing something I chose to do willingly!!! I love making things myself!!!!
Oh yea, hold on, I forgot to do this when I uploaded this
@jamies.page
@jamies.page
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh yea, hold on, I forgot to do this when I uploaded this
@jamies.page
@jamies.page
I have given out 235 trapped candies to this year's Trick-or-Treaters. Thanks for the reminders.
But do not worry, I saved 1 for myself.
But do not worry, I saved 1 for myself.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have given out 235 trapped candies to this year's Trick-or-Treaters. Thanks for the reminders.
But do not worry, I saved 1 for myself.
But do not worry, I saved 1 for myself.
Getting exercise is important, so is drinking water.
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Getting exercise is important, so is drinking water.
Games nowadays acting like their entire player-base has all the free-time in the world & can grind 24/7.
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Games nowadays acting like their entire player-base has all the free-time in the world & can grind 24/7.
Smart enough to know I'm dumb, dumb enough to think I'm smart.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Smart enough to know I'm dumb, dumb enough to think I'm smart.
Holy shit, cold water is the best tasting thing in the Goddamn universe!
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Holy shit, cold water is the best tasting thing in the Goddamn universe!
Can I skip to the "having money" part?
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can I skip to the "having money" part?
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How do ya'll just walk around with phones with a battery below 15%? If my phone even so much as goes below 20% I'm turning it off.
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How do ya'll just walk around with phones with a battery below 15%? If my phone even so much as goes below 20% I'm turning it off.
Emotionally, I'm a blob on the floor.
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Emotionally, I'm a blob on the floor.
Shout-out to all the trans folks out there.
October 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Shout-out to all the trans folks out there.
You are a foul, feral feline, yet I am fond of you.
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You are a foul, feral feline, yet I am fond of you.
Nothing ever bad happens!
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Nothing ever bad happens!
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet & lie?
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet & lie?
me using my free will to eat crayons
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
me using my free will to eat crayons
So when do we start chopping heads?
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So when do we start chopping heads?
You can just scream. It helps a lot, actually.
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You can just scream. It helps a lot, actually.