Benevenstanciano
@tmsparks.bsky.social
i’m the fuckin recoil of a gun in hell
Oh I guess it became winter in the last few hours
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh I guess it became winter in the last few hours
I don’t think the 10th is early at all for the gales of November to come. You’re a third of the way through the month.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don’t think the 10th is early at all for the gales of November to come. You’re a third of the way through the month.
We have a Barber apology.
(Nothing yet from Mike Gordon)
(Nothing yet from Mike Gordon)
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We have a Barber apology.
(Nothing yet from Mike Gordon)
(Nothing yet from Mike Gordon)
DC Sandwich Guy Extended Universe
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
DC Sandwich Guy Extended Universe
The absolute HYPOCRISY of campaigning on affordability for New Yorkers while buddying up to wealthy Fairfield County JAMSICIANS
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The absolute HYPOCRISY of campaigning on affordability for New Yorkers while buddying up to wealthy Fairfield County JAMSICIANS
Highly recommend pumping this one while riding the Q train over the bridge watching the city skyline pass in front of you on the night that Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of NYC if you get a chance
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New York State of Mind by Billy Joel on Apple Music
Song · 1976 · Duration 6:03
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Highly recommend pumping this one while riding the Q train over the bridge watching the city skyline pass in front of you on the night that Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of NYC if you get a chance
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music.apple.com/us/album/new...
Sources are saying a better world is in fact possible
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sources are saying a better world is in fact possible
Loser by Tame Impala on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:43
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m voting for CUOmo cause the last time he was embroiled in scandal he legalized WEED! Just imagine what he’ll legalize next time he’s a sex pest (and he WILL be a sex pest or kill the elderly or accidentally say the N-word).
NYC WE COULD HAVE LEGAL COCAINE DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
NYC WE COULD HAVE LEGAL COCAINE DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m voting for CUOmo cause the last time he was embroiled in scandal he legalized WEED! Just imagine what he’ll legalize next time he’s a sex pest (and he WILL be a sex pest or kill the elderly or accidentally say the N-word).
NYC WE COULD HAVE LEGAL COCAINE DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
NYC WE COULD HAVE LEGAL COCAINE DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
They should bury Cheney in a big Halliburton case
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They should bury Cheney in a big Halliburton case
Alright say your friend drops an expensive *closed* lip gloss in a poopy toilet. Should she:
- throw it out, it’s done
- wash it off, it’ll be fine
- throw it out, it’s done
- wash it off, it’ll be fine
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Alright say your friend drops an expensive *closed* lip gloss in a poopy toilet. Should she:
- throw it out, it’s done
- wash it off, it’ll be fine
- throw it out, it’s done
- wash it off, it’ll be fine
Can’t tell ya how much I love these two
Fav pic of the night with @tmsparks.bsky.social and @sweepingviews.bsky.social
These two are the ones you call when there’s a horse in aisle five, or when you just need a friend so good that them telling you they love you in a text fixes a bad day
These two are the ones you call when there’s a horse in aisle five, or when you just need a friend so good that them telling you they love you in a text fixes a bad day
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Can’t tell ya how much I love these two
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social me, @bobbby.online @axiologist.bsky.social and @hanc247.space
Are wrapping up the Umphrey’s weekend in your honor by listening to the Koln Concert
Are wrapping up the Umphrey’s weekend in your honor by listening to the Koln Concert
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social me, @bobbby.online @axiologist.bsky.social and @hanc247.space
Are wrapping up the Umphrey’s weekend in your honor by listening to the Koln Concert
Are wrapping up the Umphrey’s weekend in your honor by listening to the Koln Concert
BarberShreds any good will he may have had
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BarberShreds any good will he may have had
The Disstrack Biscuits
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Disstrack Biscuits
They did this to hurt me.
Also congrats Ben and Rebecca
Also congrats Ben and Rebecca
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
They did this to hurt me.
Also congrats Ben and Rebecca
Also congrats Ben and Rebecca
Tonight’s the night I see Parcels at Forest Hills and then book it over to Bk Bowl for Set 2 of Umphrey’s 🤗
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Tonight’s the night I see Parcels at Forest Hills and then book it over to Bk Bowl for Set 2 of Umphrey’s 🤗
I am beautiful
No matter what they say
No matter what they say
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I am beautiful
No matter what they say
No matter what they say
Reposting for visibility!!🙏💖✨🧚♀️
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reposting for visibility!!🙏💖✨🧚♀️
One time I watched Homeward Bound at Bobby Bonilla’s house
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
One time I watched Homeward Bound at Bobby Bonilla’s house
Product idea: Virginia Zyns
October 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Product idea: Virginia Zyns
I’m SORRY that AWS crashed this morning, I had a MARATHON gooning session last night
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m SORRY that AWS crashed this morning, I had a MARATHON gooning session last night
