Benevenstanciano
@tmsparks.bsky.social
Don’t wake me up and throw your failures in my face it’s Sunday for Christ’s sake
You know there was another “Bad” bunny who was unfairly maligned. His name was Bunnicula.
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You know there was another “Bad” bunny who was unfairly maligned. His name was Bunnicula.
Yooo anybody know how to make a living off being a good friend?! Lemme know!
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Yooo anybody know how to make a living off being a good friend?! Lemme know!
My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway Kurt
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway Kurt
I can see I can see a life beyond this stream
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I can see I can see a life beyond this stream
Guys the Trey shirt is half off right now, it’s only $473.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Guys the Trey shirt is half off right now, it’s only $473.
EMERGENCY AIRDROP KETAMINE ON RIVIERA MAYA PLEASE PLEASE SHOWER THESE PEOPLE WITH KET
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
EMERGENCY AIRDROP KETAMINE ON RIVIERA MAYA PLEASE PLEASE SHOWER THESE PEOPLE WITH KET
I just read the term “veggies” and had the inexplicable sudden realization that I hate it
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I just read the term “veggies” and had the inexplicable sudden realization that I hate it
Why did my parents send me to private school?
I dunno, hey let’s check in with a graduate of my hometown’s public school system:
I dunno, hey let’s check in with a graduate of my hometown’s public school system:
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Why did my parents send me to private school?
I dunno, hey let’s check in with a graduate of my hometown’s public school system:
I dunno, hey let’s check in with a graduate of my hometown’s public school system:
You weren’t allowed to use the words ‘law and order’ and then a man named Dick Wolf - great name, very strong name - came along and he used it, he did, he used the words ‘law and order’. And he made a lotta money, Dick Wolf.
Trump: "There was a time that you weren't allowed to use the words 'law and order.' You weren't allowed to use the term 'Christmas.' Merry Christmas, everybody, right? We brought that back."
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
You weren’t allowed to use the words ‘law and order’ and then a man named Dick Wolf - great name, very strong name - came along and he used it, he did, he used the words ‘law and order’. And he made a lotta money, Dick Wolf.
Managed to nab @sparkman on UpScrolled so now I think it’s the best social media platform and we should all be on it
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Managed to nab @sparkman on UpScrolled so now I think it’s the best social media platform and we should all be on it
Maybe Carney should form his own Board or possibly Boards of Canada
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Maybe Carney should form his own Board or possibly Boards of Canada
Here’s a less fun fact:
I ran all the background actors on the movie and one of em almost broke my finger when he yanked up on the door handle of this fucking bearcat 😬
I ran all the background actors on the movie and one of em almost broke my finger when he yanked up on the door handle of this fucking bearcat 😬
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Here’s a less fun fact:
I ran all the background actors on the movie and one of em almost broke my finger when he yanked up on the door handle of this fucking bearcat 😬
I ran all the background actors on the movie and one of em almost broke my finger when he yanked up on the door handle of this fucking bearcat 😬
Here’s some Joe and then some Tom/Warren action for you jam band fans
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Here’s some Joe and then some Tom/Warren action for you jam band fans
There is a DOG on the stage without EAR PROTECTION
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
There is a DOG on the stage without EAR PROTECTION
The Deadheads are SAD about BOBBY and that’s why they are CHOMPING at JRAD!
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Deadheads are SAD about BOBBY and that’s why they are CHOMPING at JRAD!
THE RIP IS OUT TODAY ON NETFLIX
Fun fact: it was originally titled just “RIP”
Watch it so I get paiiiddddd (I mean I got paid to work on it but like, I could get more)
Fun fact: it was originally titled just “RIP”
Watch it so I get paiiiddddd (I mean I got paid to work on it but like, I could get more)
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
THE RIP IS OUT TODAY ON NETFLIX
Fun fact: it was originally titled just “RIP”
Watch it so I get paiiiddddd (I mean I got paid to work on it but like, I could get more)
Fun fact: it was originally titled just “RIP”
Watch it so I get paiiiddddd (I mean I got paid to work on it but like, I could get more)
In a Tesla Y uber and it’s gotta be one of the least comfortable rides of my entire life. Does this thing even have suspension?
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
In a Tesla Y uber and it’s gotta be one of the least comfortable rides of my entire life. Does this thing even have suspension?
Venue/First Concert etc
You figure out the details don’t make me spell it out
You figure out the details don’t make me spell it out
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Venue/First Concert etc
You figure out the details don’t make me spell it out
You figure out the details don’t make me spell it out
Everybody please watch “The Rip” out Friday on Netflix so I can get that sweet sweet bonus money 💸💸💸💸
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon pushed Netflix to make a deal that would reward their production crew with bonuses if their new film ‘THE RIP’ performs well on the platform.
(Source: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/b...)
(Source: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/b...)
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Everybody please watch “The Rip” out Friday on Netflix so I can get that sweet sweet bonus money 💸💸💸💸
I don’t even have moderate-to-severe Crohn’s disease but I REALLY want to take Skyrizi
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I don’t even have moderate-to-severe Crohn’s disease but I REALLY want to take Skyrizi
Dear god Real Estate’s vocals are soooo much worse live than on the albums lolol
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Dear god Real Estate’s vocals are soooo much worse live than on the albums lolol
Still confused as hell by this Real Estate/Eggy pairing
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Still confused as hell by this Real Estate/Eggy pairing