Hal
tm81.bsky.social
Hal
@tm81.bsky.social
disco nunu aficionado
sock of the month club but it only sends you one sock
June 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
league of legends (derogatory)
December 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
i always knew luigi was the cooler mario
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
if i hear the word podcast one more time i will fly into a murderous rage
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 PM
if hitler particles are such a problem then whyd we build all those supercolliders
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 AM
everyone who says watching paint dry is boring has clearly never watched TotalBoat Spartan Boat Bottom Antifouling Paint Flat Blue Oil-based Marine Paint (1-Gallon) dry before. hoo baby!!
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
i too aspire to be buried on my exhusbands golf course
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
i have never once been called "effervescent" in my life. whats the point of living anymore
November 30, 2024 at 10:23 PM
so sick of mitochondria. smug fucker organelles think theyre better than me. ill show you a powerhouse you son of a bitch
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 PM
lao on my gan til i ma. is this anything
November 30, 2024 at 12:12 PM
never woulda gone down lik3 this if they didnt kill my main man fidel
November 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
migrating to bsky and calling it direct action. community organizing
November 30, 2024 at 11:57 AM
telling all my friends i'm in love with one of them and leaving them to figure out who it is. as a bonding exercise. a cool group activity
November 30, 2024 at 11:54 AM
(steve harvey voice) There's a time and place for everything! But not now.
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 AM
oops 😟

i threw all the microchips off the santa momicq freeway overpass they hit three cybertrucks and burst into flames

sorry 😟🙁☹️
November 30, 2024 at 11:39 AM
runnimg into the chinese restaurant and only ordering steamed rice for six
November 30, 2024 at 11:33 AM
feeling like a doomsday prepper on here

t-minus who knows how long until elon nukes himself
September 29, 2023 at 5:21 AM