Proper gander
titanuranus.bsky.social
Proper gander
@titanuranus.bsky.social
How d’ye expect any pudding; if you don’t eat yer meat?
Preferred your earlier ‘return of the Mack’ stuff, if I’m being honest.
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Not being facetious at all, but which regime are you talking about??
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Good thing - Fine young cannibals. 1980’s all wrapped up in 4 minutes or so of unbridled joy
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I hope this wasn’t Roland Smith writing this expletive laden filth. He should delete it immediately. Think this is how this works?
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
That is how you headline
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Is that the cheese selection on board a sub?
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Pete Beale?
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
They are trolling, of course. Done with the intention of distracting whilst they continue with their monstrous objectives. Alas, it still works.
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Harsh - 6 years is a long time for a workplace accident, serious as it was. Far be it from me to cast aspersions but suspect the nationality of the Captain made it far easier for the judge to impose such a draconian sentence.
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
What is most striking about this is that the question could have been posed by either of them…two sides of the same pustular sore.
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Two handed wave resting palms on the handlebars also counts
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Think there is a carve out that if you can show that you can wave and cycle at the same time - the rules don’t apply.
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Thought this too.
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Glasgows real shame is that the statue has not yet been hauled down.
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Cult with an N
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Will no one think of the poor baronets!
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
She is correct.
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Well that sounds jail worthy
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Armed with Ajax! Some dude in procurement took the advert for a cleaning product too literally…
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I prefer proper gander man - and with that - I’m out
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I dunno my guy, I’m not pumpin her. Maybe she doesn’t want to work for a parasitic private sector endeavour any longer - maybe she wants to bring it back under public ownership. Maybe she’s doing it to wind you up. Who knows!
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Firstly, the job description is wrong and nonsensical, and then, there is the comparison between someone working in the private sector to Maggie Fucking Thatcher…if not conspiratorial then it is, at the very least, a pile of pish.
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Woah there cowgirl. That is some conspiracy level nonsense you just wrote.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
He looks like a thumb that’s been trapped in a door.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Thanks. Available from less fascist book stores also…
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 AM