tired trans🚬
@tiredtrans.bsky.social
🔞 Yet another leftist neurodivergent trans slut 🏳️⚧️ Former 🚬 hag slowly becoming a hairy muscle daddy
🏠: Chicago
🏠: Chicago
Pinned
Back on my 3am post-Smartbar White Castle pipeline
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Back on my 3am post-Smartbar White Castle pipeline
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chicago is under a federally funded terrorist attack and we are just supposed to ignore it, keep walking, go to work & shut up
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
chicago is under a federally funded terrorist attack and we are just supposed to ignore it, keep walking, go to work & shut up
Happy Horse Meat Disco 🐴🥩🪩
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Happy Horse Meat Disco 🐴🥩🪩
I'm the Chicago Eagle
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm the Chicago Eagle
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
Yes I'm the real Eagle
All you other Chicago Eagles are just imitating
So won't the real Eagle please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I hate my new job because I can't go to Queen anymore
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
September 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I hate my new job because I can't go to Queen anymore
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
Wish my favorite queer community event didn't start at 10pm on Sunday night 😭
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New York City is just a suburb of Chicago
September 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
New York City is just a suburb of Chicago
Off to Ptown for the first time!
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
August 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Off to Ptown for the first time!
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
I have PV and Market Days. Now I just need Fire Island and Folsom, and I collect all the gay infinity stones ✊
Finally, the autoerotic asphyxiation Pokémon we've all been waiting for
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finally, the autoerotic asphyxiation Pokémon we've all been waiting for
During Market Days, an older gay with a thick accent came up to me, pointed at my tdick, and asked,
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
August 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
During Market Days, an older gay with a thick accent came up to me, pointed at my tdick, and asked,
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
"Is it condition?"
Me: 🤣🤦🏻♂️ No, I'm trans
Him: ...?
Me: I was born female
Him: *continued confused look*
Me: I used to be a girl but now I'm a boy
Him: But how
Me: Testosterone makes it grow
Him: 😮🤯🤔😳
"but seriously, what's the tea on the boots pasta table" I cry as they wheel me off to the hospital to check if I've had a stroke
August 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"but seriously, what's the tea on the boots pasta table" I cry as they wheel me off to the hospital to check if I've had a stroke
I can't stop laughing about the Market Days moment when a very hot daddy, with complete earnesty, sexily whispered into my ear:
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can't stop laughing about the Market Days moment when a very hot daddy, with complete earnesty, sexily whispered into my ear:
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
"Good boy... or whatever"
I appreciate the effort to be inclusive but 😂😂😂
My transmasc Ari(el) lewk for Bump tonight may be my favorite one ever
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
ALT: a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
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August 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My transmasc Ari(el) lewk for Bump tonight may be my favorite one ever
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
It's simple, but comes with a half hour unskippable dialog about how The Little Mermaid is a trans allegory
Glad I've finally become part of your world, faggots 🥲
Can't get out of bed for a noon gay brunch one block from me, but I'm somehow supposed to make it to beach afters tonight? I'm too old for Market Days 😂
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can't get out of bed for a noon gay brunch one block from me, but I'm somehow supposed to make it to beach afters tonight? I'm too old for Market Days 😂
Someone kick this guy in the nuts and see how much he likes balls now
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Someone kick this guy in the nuts and see how much he likes balls now
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
Transphobe traitors gtfo out Market Days
Merry Fagmas Eve, Chicago
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Merry Fagmas Eve, Chicago
Time for my yearly prayer that I will not be the only trans guy at Market Days
August 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Time for my yearly prayer that I will not be the only trans guy at Market Days
It's the Monday *before* Market Days and I'm already exhausted
I'm doomed
I'm doomed
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's the Monday *before* Market Days and I'm already exhausted
I'm doomed
I'm doomed
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If you don't want to get spit at while driving a cybertruck, stop driving a cybertruck
February 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If you don't want to get spit at while driving a cybertruck, stop driving a cybertruck
No, autogyrophilia is when you're sexually aroused by yourself and you're a Greek tboy
when ur sexually aroused by the idea of you as an attack helicopter that;s autogyrophilia
July 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
No, autogyrophilia is when you're sexually aroused by yourself and you're a Greek tboy
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Literally PLEADING with men to ask questions AND (getting greedy here) genuinely care about the answers
July 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Literally PLEADING with men to ask questions AND (getting greedy here) genuinely care about the answers
80% of the conversations I've had in the new Charlie's are about how bad the new Charlie's is
July 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
80% of the conversations I've had in the new Charlie's are about how bad the new Charlie's is
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"individuals with mental illness who pose risks to themselves" sure sounds like a term this administration would say applies to trans people, doesnt it
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"individuals with mental illness who pose risks to themselves" sure sounds like a term this administration would say applies to trans people, doesnt it
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days are too short these days. a girl can't even afford several hours of languishing in bed anymore.
July 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
days are too short these days. a girl can't even afford several hours of languishing in bed anymore.
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I, a Neuroscience PhD who is Very Online, am formally giving all other Very Online leftists permission to take the weekend off to touch grass & spiritually recharge.
US Fascism leveled up significantly this week, and it’s a lot to f*cking process.
US Fascism leveled up significantly this week, and it’s a lot to f*cking process.
July 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I, a Neuroscience PhD who is Very Online, am formally giving all other Very Online leftists permission to take the weekend off to touch grass & spiritually recharge.
US Fascism leveled up significantly this week, and it’s a lot to f*cking process.
US Fascism leveled up significantly this week, and it’s a lot to f*cking process.
Can someone explain to this crotchety old man why Gen Z doesn't dance while they're on a dance floor
Disco at Roscoe's was like being in a coma ward
Like, if you want to stare into space like a zombie, do it in the 90% of the bar not explicitly designated for dancing?
Disco at Roscoe's was like being in a coma ward
Like, if you want to stare into space like a zombie, do it in the 90% of the bar not explicitly designated for dancing?
July 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Can someone explain to this crotchety old man why Gen Z doesn't dance while they're on a dance floor
Disco at Roscoe's was like being in a coma ward
Like, if you want to stare into space like a zombie, do it in the 90% of the bar not explicitly designated for dancing?
Disco at Roscoe's was like being in a coma ward
Like, if you want to stare into space like a zombie, do it in the 90% of the bar not explicitly designated for dancing?