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Caleb
@tinkertoast.bsky.social
Writer. Mower of grass. Chelsea FC & England. FPL 4 Lyfe! -- My mood depends on 11 men kicking a ball around.

University of Maine, Orono - Class of '14
Captained Mateta this week. It's going about as well as you'd expect, but still another 45 to play.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ! Bluesky finally fixed their Android app login issues after about a year! I can finally start using this (conveniently) instead of the cesspit that is Twitter.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".
You know what would have been a good chip? 2 captains.
December 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".
December 30, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever
December 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
😂😂
December 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Caleb
Assistant Manager chip
December 11, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Mystery Chip 24/25: "Physician Chip": Choose a club and get a point for every time the medical team runs onto the pitch. #FPL
December 11, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
What every goalkeeper turns into when I own them in FPL. #FPL
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Jesus Christ. I can count on one hand the number of people I would bow down to in the world, and Meryl Streep is one of them. #Silkwood
December 8, 2024 at 2:01 AM
"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football
December 2, 2024 at 10:45 AM
My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City
December 1, 2024 at 4:14 PM
This is precisely why BlueSky is way more attractive. #FPL #x @az.fplblackbox.co.uk
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
There's almost a 0% chance I do this, but Forster opens up just enough funds for me to have Haaland, Palmer, Salah, AND Saka.
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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If anyone still trusts me for Brighton advice (and I won't blame you if you don't) then here's my latest piece for Sportscasting on the sensational Seagulls.

Completely free to read |

www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...
Brighton FPL Tips GW13: Best Brighton players for your teams
Az from Blackbox is back with another round of FPL tips – this week centred around the best Brighton picks for your teams ahead of GW13.
www.sportscasting.com
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Ideally, I need Digne to not play so Retegui (13 points) comes on for Lookman.
November 27, 2024 at 2:07 PM
C'mon, Isak!!! Need a big haul tonight. I have faith.
November 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Every. Single. Week. Sánchez is a problem.
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Haaland > Jackson
Lewis > Aït-Nouri
Foden > Salah
Larsen > Isak

🔐
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Reece James has picked up a new injury. The time for talk is over. It's time to move him on now. Oh, what could've been.
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 PM