Caleb
@tinkertoast.bsky.social
Writer. Mower of grass. Chelsea FC & England. FPL 4 Lyfe! -- My mood depends on 11 men kicking a ball around.
University of Maine, Orono - Class of '14
University of Maine, Orono - Class of '14
Captained Mateta this week. It's going about as well as you'd expect, but still another 45 to play.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Captained Mateta this week. It's going about as well as you'd expect, but still another 45 to play.
Jesus Fucking Christ! Bluesky finally fixed their Android app login issues after about a year! I can finally start using this (conveniently) instead of the cesspit that is Twitter.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ! Bluesky finally fixed their Android app login issues after about a year! I can finally start using this (conveniently) instead of the cesspit that is Twitter.
FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".
You know what would have been a good chip? 2 captains.
December 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".
Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".
December 30, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".
Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever
December 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever
Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.
😂😂
December 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
😂😂
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Assistant Manager chip
December 11, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Assistant Manager chip
The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?
December 11, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?
"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge
What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?
My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football
December 2, 2024 at 10:45 AM
My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football
My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized
Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City
December 1, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
There's almost a 0% chance I do this, but Forster opens up just enough funds for me to have Haaland, Palmer, Salah, AND Saka.
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
There's almost a 0% chance I do this, but Forster opens up just enough funds for me to have Haaland, Palmer, Salah, AND Saka.
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If anyone still trusts me for Brighton advice (and I won't blame you if you don't) then here's my latest piece for Sportscasting on the sensational Seagulls.
Completely free to read |
www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...
Completely free to read |
www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...
Brighton FPL Tips GW13: Best Brighton players for your teams
Az from Blackbox is back with another round of FPL tips – this week centred around the best Brighton picks for your teams ahead of GW13.
www.sportscasting.com
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 AM
If anyone still trusts me for Brighton advice (and I won't blame you if you don't) then here's my latest piece for Sportscasting on the sensational Seagulls.
Completely free to read |
www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...
Completely free to read |
www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...
Ideally, I need Digne to not play so Retegui (13 points) comes on for Lookman.
November 27, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Ideally, I need Digne to not play so Retegui (13 points) comes on for Lookman.
C'mon, Isak!!! Need a big haul tonight. I have faith.
November 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
C'mon, Isak!!! Need a big haul tonight. I have faith.
Every. Single. Week. Sánchez is a problem.
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Every. Single. Week. Sánchez is a problem.
Haaland > Jackson
Lewis > Aït-Nouri
Foden > Salah
Larsen > Isak
🔐
Lewis > Aït-Nouri
Foden > Salah
Larsen > Isak
🔐
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Haaland > Jackson
Lewis > Aït-Nouri
Foden > Salah
Larsen > Isak
🔐
Lewis > Aït-Nouri
Foden > Salah
Larsen > Isak
🔐
Reece James has picked up a new injury. The time for talk is over. It's time to move him on now. Oh, what could've been.
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Reece James has picked up a new injury. The time for talk is over. It's time to move him on now. Oh, what could've been.