TimTamSlam
@timtamslam12.bsky.social
Detroit Sports and MSU fan, loving dog dad and Husband, future survivor jury member, current video game casual
September 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My dogs stop every 15 seconds, yours don't FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JIST WALK PAST ME.
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My dogs stop every 15 seconds, yours don't FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JIST WALK PAST ME.
Two fun facts for Ohio drivers:
1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road.
2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.
1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road.
2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.
July 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Two fun facts for Ohio drivers:
1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road.
2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.
1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road.
2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.
First time here in a while, when did the Detroit Lions feed get taken over by the Welsh Rugby team? 🤣
July 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
First time here in a while, when did the Detroit Lions feed get taken over by the Welsh Rugby team? 🤣
Woke up at 4:15 and couldn't get back to sleep.
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Woke up at 4:15 and couldn't get back to sleep.
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Made a new hype video #OnePride 🦁
Detroit Lions Playoffs Divisional Round Hype
YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment
youtu.be
January 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Made a new hype video #OnePride 🦁
Turnover has less to do with the type of person you hire and more to do with how you treat those people.
January 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Turnover has less to do with the type of person you hire and more to do with how you treat those people.
Today I learned there's a glitch on the SiriusXM app that makes it start playing random sometime around 3AM.
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today I learned there's a glitch on the SiriusXM app that makes it start playing random sometime around 3AM.
Me all day today:
a screenshot of a game that says " play this game and bust open your wall it will bust to less than 10 seconds "
ALT: a screenshot of a game that says " play this game and bust open your wall it will bust to less than 10 seconds "
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January 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me all day today:
January 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Yeah, Brad Rodgers hates us.
January 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yeah, Brad Rodgers hates us.
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Vikings - Not Like Us (Detroit Lions)
YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment
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January 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I love how in previous seasons when the Lions have had injuries the pundits have said "Good teams win despite injuries"
And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC.
Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.
And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC.
Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.
December 31, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I love how in previous seasons when the Lions have had injuries the pundits have said "Good teams win despite injuries"
And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC.
Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.
And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC.
Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.
Troy is exceptionally terrible today 🤮
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Troy is exceptionally terrible today 🤮
NFL announcers when Goff has to play outside and he's wearing a glove:
a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich and says " me right now "
ALT: a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich and says " me right now "
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December 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
NFL announcers when Goff has to play outside and he's wearing a glove:
Nobody:
Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:
Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:
a cartoon drawing of a raccoon laying on the ground next to a tree .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a raccoon laying on the ground next to a tree .
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December 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Nobody:
Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:
Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:
Bro 😤😤😤
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Bro 😤😤😤
Frame this and hang it in the Louvre 10/10.
After catching up on a little sleep, had fun piecing together today's "Three and Out."
https://buff.ly/4iqAKze
https://buff.ly/4iqAKze
December 6, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Frame this and hang it in the Louvre 10/10.
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Snap counts. 80 to 50 in favor of the offense. Four newcomers on defense nearly logged 70 snaps.
December 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Snap counts. 80 to 50 in favor of the offense. Four newcomers on defense nearly logged 70 snaps.
Nobody:
Tim Patrick on a random Thursday in December:
Tim Patrick on a random Thursday in December:
a football player wearing number 31 catches a ball
ALT: a football player wearing number 31 catches a ball
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December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Nobody:
Tim Patrick on a random Thursday in December:
Tim Patrick on a random Thursday in December: