#IYKYK

Your frens and mine, Acetaminophren and Ibuprofren! #seniorfrens #frenship #amdoodling

Candy floss is having an identity crisis. Possibly took a bump to the head causing amnesia. #amdoodling #procreate #cottoncandy #kawaii

I do not invest my precious time in the train wreck of the week and I think less of you because you do.

Did you know you can unpin the Discover feed? It is a great feature, because I have discovered that I don't want to discover what people are posting here unless I've specifically followed them. People talk about Twitter being a hellscape but this platform is its own little scape of hell.

Hey, all you #kidlit writers and readers out there. Has anyone ever written a parody of We're Going On A Bear Hunt titled We're Going On A Booger Hunt? Asking for a friend.

It has always bothered me how Pac Man can just keep eating and eating and eating. Where do all those dots go!?!

This is your periodic reminder that if your posts are mere platitudes, you are part of the problem.

Here's a #TimmyPitch I posted on Xwitter back in March of 2023.

Timmy the toilet roll used to be so popular. Everyone wanted a piece of Timmy. But now he's just USELESS! Follow this courageous little paperboard tube on his quest to give his life new meaning, after giving his all. #timmypitch #art

Fifty shades of the Last Picture Show of Dorian Gray #literaryturducken

The Bleak House of the Seven Gables at Pooh Corner. #literaryturducken

Surrender the Pinkheart of Darkness #literaryturducken

Years ago I came up with a Thanksgiving themed hashtag called #literaryturducken. A literary turducken goes something like this: The Very Quiet American Psycho Cricket

Feel free to join in the fun! Doesn't necessarily need to include a #kidlit title but extra points if it does.

Hey, #KidLit bsky! Follow me for more info about #TimmyPitch, the latest fake children's book pitch event to hit bsky. Some of you may remember Taco Pitch and Cookie Pitch back on the Twitter. It's like that, but just for fun. Check out my threads to learn all about it. And spread the word.

**What isn't #TimmyPitch**
#TimmyPitch isn't a community. It isn't a contest. It isn't serious. It isn't politically correct, but it isn't mean either. It isn't political. It isn't monitized or looking to be monitized. It isn't afraid to be silly and it isn't afraid of nonsense.

Why is it called #TimmyPitch
One of the recurring themes in many of the Cookie Pitch pitches was a character named Timmy. What was once a cute name for Dick & Jane's beloved teddy bear has become shorthand for a funny generic character name.

**Why #TimmyPitch**
I miss CookiePitch. It was fun and a great way to be creative in the #kidlit sphere without worrying about everything that came along with the real pitch events. It was a release valve for those who chose to work in the "savage and merciless"* world of #kidlit publishing.

**What is #TimmyPitch**
#TimmyPitch is a fake #kitlit pitch event loosely based on another fake #kidlit pitch event originally called #TacoPitch and then changed, due to delicate sensibilities, to #CookiePitch.