Tim
@timinbklyn.bsky.social
Human / Husband / Dad / NYC Based / Urban planner / I know a bit of Dutch / LGM / Cancer survivor / We who believe in freedom cannot rest. Views my own.
First Monday of the year. First Monday of a $3 subway ride and the #MTA can’t even get trains running properly in Brooklyn. What a joke.
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
First Monday of the year. First Monday of a $3 subway ride and the #MTA can’t even get trains running properly in Brooklyn. What a joke.
Europe better grow a backbone really quickly. #Greenland
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Europe better grow a backbone really quickly. #Greenland
Come on, not Rob Reiner…
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Come on, not Rob Reiner…
Poor sap was only 13 days away from retirement.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Poor sap was only 13 days away from retirement.
I officially put it on the New York Mets to convince me why I need to spend money going to CitiField next year. Because this ain’t it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I officially put it on the New York Mets to convince me why I need to spend money going to CitiField next year. Because this ain’t it.
Living in NYC is leaving your house early to get to work early then having the subway meltdown on you and you get to work late instead.
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Living in NYC is leaving your house early to get to work early then having the subway meltdown on you and you get to work late instead.
I really feel for anyone in NYC who has a Halloween costume that is vulnerable to wind.
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really feel for anyone in NYC who has a Halloween costume that is vulnerable to wind.
The way some people talk about crime in the United States you would think there was ever a time when there was absolutely no crime whatsoever anywhere.
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The way some people talk about crime in the United States you would think there was ever a time when there was absolutely no crime whatsoever anywhere.
Unless the rapture is cancelling student loans, I do not want to hear anything about a rapture tomorrow.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Unless the rapture is cancelling student loans, I do not want to hear anything about a rapture tomorrow.
Yup, everyone is going to stand right on by and let this happen. Pathetic.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yup, everyone is going to stand right on by and let this happen. Pathetic.
Nothing like arguing with a driver who ran a light to get your day going.
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nothing like arguing with a driver who ran a light to get your day going.
Well, Florida out-Florida’ed itself with this nonsense.
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well, Florida out-Florida’ed itself with this nonsense.
Radioactive shrimp? What a day to be allergic to shellfish.
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Radioactive shrimp? What a day to be allergic to shellfish.
I’m convinced New York City is held together by Scotch tape.
July 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m convinced New York City is held together by Scotch tape.
The weather in NYC is abysmal. But we need the rain, so I guess I’ll take it.
May 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The weather in NYC is abysmal. But we need the rain, so I guess I’ll take it.
A pope from Chicago. The New Yorker in me has several deep dish pizza jokes I want to make, but I’ll refrain for now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A pope from Chicago. The New Yorker in me has several deep dish pizza jokes I want to make, but I’ll refrain for now.
I refuse to get a Real ID. I’ll take my passport.
May 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I refuse to get a Real ID. I’ll take my passport.
Did a little biking today. 40 miles. 5 boroughs. What a thrill. #FiveBoroBikeTour
May 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did a little biking today. 40 miles. 5 boroughs. What a thrill. #FiveBoroBikeTour
Good job, Canada. And apologies for the nonsense south of your border.
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Good job, Canada. And apologies for the nonsense south of your border.
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It Only Tuesday
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April 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Let’s get it done this year! Let’s go Mets!
March 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Let’s get it done this year! Let’s go Mets!
Happy pi π/3.14 day to those who celebrate!
March 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy pi π/3.14 day to those who celebrate!
Oh this fool is really arguing with another leader on live TV in front of the world? Embarrassing isn’t even a strong enough word.
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh this fool is really arguing with another leader on live TV in front of the world? Embarrassing isn’t even a strong enough word.