Tim S
@timicism.bsky.social
dilettante dad, full-time stay-at-home parent, mediocre white guy, storyteller, tennis player, solar panel enthusiast, spreadsheet nerd, book lover
My daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies. I went to the page where you order cookies online and do you know the first thing the web page asked me? If I'll accept cookies. What if I reject the cookies for the cookie ordering page? Im not ready to accept the cookies yet! #dadjokes
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies. I went to the page where you order cookies online and do you know the first thing the web page asked me? If I'll accept cookies. What if I reject the cookies for the cookie ordering page? Im not ready to accept the cookies yet! #dadjokes
Hey, what should we call the day when our dear leader was tortured and murdered?
What day of the week did it happen on?
A Friday.
How about "Good Friday"?
I LOVE IT
What day of the week did it happen on?
A Friday.
How about "Good Friday"?
I LOVE IT
April 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hey, what should we call the day when our dear leader was tortured and murdered?
What day of the week did it happen on?
A Friday.
How about "Good Friday"?
I LOVE IT
What day of the week did it happen on?
A Friday.
How about "Good Friday"?
I LOVE IT
They need to amend this sign: for alternative fuel, hybrid vehicles, and assholes
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
They need to amend this sign: for alternative fuel, hybrid vehicles, and assholes
Weird take: marry someone who is already married because you know he likes marriage. Is this like dating a woman who is pregnant because you know she puts out?
March 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Weird take: marry someone who is already married because you know he likes marriage. Is this like dating a woman who is pregnant because you know she puts out?
She wears this once a week. Thanks to Jack Donaghy, I call it her "power clashing" outfit.
March 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
She wears this once a week. Thanks to Jack Donaghy, I call it her "power clashing" outfit.
I used to breakdance to Def Leppard in the middle of the roller skating rink, which is maybe the most 80's statement ever.
March 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I used to breakdance to Def Leppard in the middle of the roller skating rink, which is maybe the most 80's statement ever.
Cheryl Hines, reign in your husband. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
February 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cheryl Hines, reign in your husband. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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More dads are staying-at-home, benefitting their wives' careers
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February 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Say what you will about the rampant racism, sexism, and anti-woke rhetoric in the US today (and you would be right), I am loving seeing all the interracial couples in the Super Bowl ads. We've come a long way since Loving vs Virginia.
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Say what you will about the rampant racism, sexism, and anti-woke rhetoric in the US today (and you would be right), I am loving seeing all the interracial couples in the Super Bowl ads. We've come a long way since Loving vs Virginia.
WTH happened to all the eggs??
The new administration ran on the promise to fix the price of eggs. Was this their solution? You can't spend too much on eggs if they're not there!
The new administration ran on the promise to fix the price of eggs. Was this their solution? You can't spend too much on eggs if they're not there!
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
WTH happened to all the eggs??
The new administration ran on the promise to fix the price of eggs. Was this their solution? You can't spend too much on eggs if they're not there!
The new administration ran on the promise to fix the price of eggs. Was this their solution? You can't spend too much on eggs if they're not there!
Reposted by Tim S
In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
A lot of Americans are going to discover all the things our federal government does (or used to do), since most of it is going to be broken for the next 2-4 years. #electionFAFO
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A lot of Americans are going to discover all the things our federal government does (or used to do), since most of it is going to be broken for the next 2-4 years. #electionFAFO
