tim cato
timcato.bsky.social
tim cato
@timcato.bsky.social
didn’t use to have followers here i’m sorry
this score is so special to me
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
they're saying this is the most normal order combination of all time
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
me in the middle enjoying the news
June 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
tmrw should be fun
April 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
love how if i were to say “it’s only gonna get worse” it could refer to about 17 different things and in my head i’m thinking of at least 5
April 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
being Normal
March 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
dust bowl in north texas is a recession indicator i fear
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
mavs (or previously mavs) fan survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
March 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
what's funny is not only did he jump off a third-floor balcony but you can also tell he is feels soooooo dumb about it (he's fine)
March 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
deep state this deep state that when we will talk about the shallow state
February 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
it is truly so genuinely annoying how prescient he was
February 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
sorry i don’t know how to post here but my home bartender yelled at me to get off x and mentioned baudrillard in the same sentence so i better listen
February 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
hell yeah
February 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
‘a crow looked at me’ ok yeah i’m sad too get over it (i’m sobbing)
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
exclusive reporting for this app:

trades!!
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
'climate refugee' used to be a good running bit amidst our friend group now it just fuckin sucks
January 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
(the most annoying pro labor guy you’ve ever heard) obviously like i’m not playing the crossword rn because they’re striking but can they hurry up?
November 18, 2024 at 8:50 AM
basketball
November 17, 2024 at 8:10 AM
damn my shitposting website is lowkey kinda having a moment…
November 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
(guy who doesn’t actually think ww3 is gonna happen bc capital always wins) man i sure hope my fantasy football team wins before we get ww3 cus it’s stacked!!!!!!
October 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
ok so yall weren’t kidding about HEAT (1995)
January 31, 2024 at 6:10 AM
jodie foster… i could be your true detective…
January 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
at the bookstore-coffee shop-bar that’s playing the avalanches’ last album and i feel like a caricature of myself
January 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
sometimes i listen to u.s. girls and think there hasn’t ever been a better band actually
January 3, 2024 at 5:10 AM
🚨 dog at the bar 🚨
December 30, 2023 at 12:35 AM