Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
@timbehr.bsky.social
Imma Wuff, Imma Behr, Imma Wuffbehr
a Big Dog that's sometimes a Pup, sometimes a DM, always a Good Boy.
Frequently found in random encounters by roaming around the tall grasses of NorCal
Occasionally IRL NSFW/FCF
18+ Only
a Big Dog that's sometimes a Pup, sometimes a DM, always a Good Boy.
Frequently found in random encounters by roaming around the tall grasses of NorCal
Occasionally IRL NSFW/FCF
18+ Only
A couple stitches and a broken pinky later and now I can say "Bowling is actually a pretty extreme sport"
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A couple stitches and a broken pinky later and now I can say "Bowling is actually a pretty extreme sport"
Despite introducing myself under my real name, after 3 years I really appreciate how at 9:02 every Wednesday when Timber by Kesha comes on, half the bowling league goes "OMG ITS YOUR SONG!!!"
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Despite introducing myself under my real name, after 3 years I really appreciate how at 9:02 every Wednesday when Timber by Kesha comes on, half the bowling league goes "OMG ITS YOUR SONG!!!"
Being asked to run an incredibly important project at work that is 90% outside of my wheel house but I'm the only one that knows the other 10% is fucking daunnnnting. I've never run a project this expensive, this big, or this long but let's fucking go I guess?
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Being asked to run an incredibly important project at work that is 90% outside of my wheel house but I'm the only one that knows the other 10% is fucking daunnnnting. I've never run a project this expensive, this big, or this long but let's fucking go I guess?
Bullying Growler this morning during our workout in honor of all those he's bullied before and as someone who has never bullied anyone ever before I understand the appeal.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bullying Growler this morning during our workout in honor of all those he's bullied before and as someone who has never bullied anyone ever before I understand the appeal.
Me tomorrow after chest day
I'm tired of these tight shirts 💪💪
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me tomorrow after chest day
I love FB marketplace. I had a giant fountain in my front garden that I've been putting off dealing with because it weighs easily 500lbs. Put it on Marketplace for free and it was gone in 20 mins.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love FB marketplace. I had a giant fountain in my front garden that I've been putting off dealing with because it weighs easily 500lbs. Put it on Marketplace for free and it was gone in 20 mins.
Hot Dogging
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hot Dogging
Picked up some tickets for Swedish House Mafia on Jan 29th. I'm so fucking excited, I never thought I'd get a chance to see them.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Picked up some tickets for Swedish House Mafia on Jan 29th. I'm so fucking excited, I never thought I'd get a chance to see them.
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.
*queue the voice over of me skipping across the house to hassle Growler in the washroom*
"Come with me as I try to convince my stubborn husband that moving the furnace is an easy job and will take a weekend at most"
"Come with me as I try to convince my stubborn husband that moving the furnace is an easy job and will take a weekend at most"
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
*queue the voice over of me skipping across the house to hassle Growler in the washroom*
"Come with me as I try to convince my stubborn husband that moving the furnace is an easy job and will take a weekend at most"
"Come with me as I try to convince my stubborn husband that moving the furnace is an easy job and will take a weekend at most"
4 Day Weekend lets gooooooo
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
4 Day Weekend lets gooooooo
Very early morning walk through Land Park w/ Major and Growler. All the trees are finally changing color, found a grass type Kobold, got Major a pup cup. Great Friday Morning.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Very early morning walk through Land Park w/ Major and Growler. All the trees are finally changing color, found a grass type Kobold, got Major a pup cup. Great Friday Morning.
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash
I want a god of war-esque game where you do the hacks and slashes but when you get to the boss instead of hurting the boss you have to do overly complicated button combos like God of War but the goal isn't to hurt the boss, but to rub its belly and make it your friend. Also all the bosses are dogs.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I want a god of war-esque game where you do the hacks and slashes but when you get to the boss instead of hurting the boss you have to do overly complicated button combos like God of War but the goal isn't to hurt the boss, but to rub its belly and make it your friend. Also all the bosses are dogs.
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Strapped in and ready to go
For @flakemute.bsky.social
For @flakemute.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Strapped in and ready to go
For @flakemute.bsky.social
For @flakemute.bsky.social
When we moved in we assumed we didn't have a car charger outlet, so we have been swapping in and out with the dryer plug. Finally get around to having someone quote us to put one in and the electrician comes in and is like... "You have one right here under this blank faceplate" lol fuck, oops.
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When we moved in we assumed we didn't have a car charger outlet, so we have been swapping in and out with the dryer plug. Finally get around to having someone quote us to put one in and the electrician comes in and is like... "You have one right here under this blank faceplate" lol fuck, oops.
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Game night [2/2]
CW: CNC sex
roleplay
1st place of the art raffle on 🔵
CW: CNC sex
roleplay
1st place of the art raffle on 🔵
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Game night [2/2]
CW: CNC sex
roleplay
1st place of the art raffle on 🔵
CW: CNC sex
roleplay
1st place of the art raffle on 🔵
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Exciting afternoon finding out that the water shut off to our irrigation system that our inspector pointed out to me doesn't actually do anything? Sooo had to shut off water to my property, and an hour of digging later I find the shutoff a foot deep in a garden with no indicator it was there :)
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Exciting afternoon finding out that the water shut off to our irrigation system that our inspector pointed out to me doesn't actually do anything? Sooo had to shut off water to my property, and an hour of digging later I find the shutoff a foot deep in a garden with no indicator it was there :)
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).
be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.
life is for the living. do it scared.
🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️🌈
be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.
life is for the living. do it scared.
🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️🌈
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).
be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.
life is for the living. do it scared.
🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️🌈
be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.
life is for the living. do it scared.
🏳️⚧️🖤🏳️🌈
New Friends!! HYPE HYPE HYPE
FEAT:
Palmers Mallow
Deer Grass
Chaparral Bushmallow
Whirly Blue Sage
Pozo Blue Sage
Mock Orange
Red Flowering Buckwheat
Bush Anemone
Blue Jeans Mountain Lilac
Yankee Point Ceanothus
And the girl herself Desert Willow
(Still no Hot Pink Mallow 😭)
Excited for spring!!
FEAT:
Palmers Mallow
Deer Grass
Chaparral Bushmallow
Whirly Blue Sage
Pozo Blue Sage
Mock Orange
Red Flowering Buckwheat
Bush Anemone
Blue Jeans Mountain Lilac
Yankee Point Ceanothus
And the girl herself Desert Willow
(Still no Hot Pink Mallow 😭)
Excited for spring!!
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
New Friends!! HYPE HYPE HYPE
FEAT:
Palmers Mallow
Deer Grass
Chaparral Bushmallow
Whirly Blue Sage
Pozo Blue Sage
Mock Orange
Red Flowering Buckwheat
Bush Anemone
Blue Jeans Mountain Lilac
Yankee Point Ceanothus
And the girl herself Desert Willow
(Still no Hot Pink Mallow 😭)
Excited for spring!!
FEAT:
Palmers Mallow
Deer Grass
Chaparral Bushmallow
Whirly Blue Sage
Pozo Blue Sage
Mock Orange
Red Flowering Buckwheat
Bush Anemone
Blue Jeans Mountain Lilac
Yankee Point Ceanothus
And the girl herself Desert Willow
(Still no Hot Pink Mallow 😭)
Excited for spring!!
Reposted by Timbit -> BLFC-> COG-A '26 -> EDC '26
Commission for @wisaka.bsky.social !!
His hunky, handsome panda and my dog Choc sharing a nice moment and fluids early in the morning!
His hunky, handsome panda and my dog Choc sharing a nice moment and fluids early in the morning!
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Commission for @wisaka.bsky.social !!
His hunky, handsome panda and my dog Choc sharing a nice moment and fluids early in the morning!
His hunky, handsome panda and my dog Choc sharing a nice moment and fluids early in the morning!