‘Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes
Hold back the river, so I
Can stop for a minute and see where you hide
Hold back the river, hold back’ #Weybridge
‘Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes
Hold back the river, so I
Can stop for a minute and see where you hide
Hold back the river, hold back’ #Weybridge
#Wordle1674
A rich politician
His super-rich wife
They made a donation
From their perfect life
He once was PM
His name’s is Sunac
To him it’s not much
Like a pinch of SUMAC
#Wordle1674
A rich politician
His super-rich wife
They made a donation
From their perfect life
He once was PM
His name’s is Sunac
To him it’s not much
Like a pinch of SUMAC
‘The changing of sunlight to moonlight
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
The greetings of people in trouble
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes’
‘The changing of sunlight to moonlight
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes
The greetings of people in trouble
Reflections of my life
Oh, how they fill my eyes’
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#Wordle1673
There was a Footballer called Thierry
Skilled and athletically wiry
He played for France
Got more than one chance
He could have a temper that’s FIERY ⚽️
#Wordle1673
There was a Footballer called Thierry
Skilled and athletically wiry
He played for France
Got more than one chance
He could have a temper that’s FIERY ⚽️
#Wordle1672
Watch your limits ❗️
Check the signs 🚫
Exceed them
It starts with fines 💷
Many points mean
‘Stop that pacer’
You’ll become
A banned car RACER 🚘
#Wordle1672
Watch your limits ❗️
Check the signs 🚫
Exceed them
It starts with fines 💷
Many points mean
‘Stop that pacer’
You’ll become
A banned car RACER 🚘
#Wordle1671
Accident prone
Clive had a spasm
He tripped on a root
And fell in a CHASM
#Wordle1671
Accident prone
Clive had a spasm
He tripped on a root
And fell in a CHASM
#wordle1670
Earthquakes, lightning ⚡️
Evil droids 🤖
These are things
We must AVOID 🫣
#wordle1670
Earthquakes, lightning ⚡️
Evil droids 🤖
These are things
We must AVOID 🫣
#Wordle1669
Something spicy, tropical!
Not a burger, dumbo!
Carnival time, we just want
a massive bowl of GUMBO 🥣
#Wordle1669
Something spicy, tropical!
Not a burger, dumbo!
Carnival time, we just want
a massive bowl of GUMBO 🥣
#Wordle1668
Evidence is very strong
Magistrates - rarely go wrong
Guilty verdicts cut and dried
Defendants - we know they lied
To the Crown Court goes the file,
Do they need a Jury TRIAL ?
#Wordle1668
Evidence is very strong
Magistrates - rarely go wrong
Guilty verdicts cut and dried
Defendants - we know they lied
To the Crown Court goes the file,
Do they need a Jury TRIAL ?
#Wordle1667
Particles, hadrons and such stuff
Some will cause a spark
Sub-atomic or yoghurt bowls 🥄
Each can be a QUARK 🎇
#Wordle1667
Particles, hadrons and such stuff
Some will cause a spark
Sub-atomic or yoghurt bowls 🥄
Each can be a QUARK 🎇
#Wordle1666 #Titanic
There once was a ship called Titanic
A disaster created a panic
An iceberg was hit
The fan met the shit 💩
It caused a disaster so MANIC 🚢
#Wordle1666 #Titanic
There once was a ship called Titanic
A disaster created a panic
An iceberg was hit
The fan met the shit 💩
It caused a disaster so MANIC 🚢
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
#Wordle1665
Chocolate named in numbers
Can you guess it mate?
Twix? No. Wispa? No.
The answer’s AFTER EIGHT 🍫
#Wordle1665
Chocolate named in numbers
Can you guess it mate?
Twix? No. Wispa? No.
The answer’s AFTER EIGHT 🍫
#Wordle1664
They dug an older actor up
This film won’t be his last
His future is the future now
From the past, he is a BLAST
#Wordle1664
They dug an older actor up
This film won’t be his last
His future is the future now
From the past, he is a BLAST
#Wordle1663
Dad said we can all have nuts
She can, he can, we can!
Go to the store - no ifs, no buts
Get a bag of PECAN !
#Wordle1663
Dad said we can all have nuts
She can, he can, we can!
Go to the store - no ifs, no buts
Get a bag of PECAN !
#Wordle1662
Give it some welly
Put your foot down
Speed up your wheels
All over the town
Don’t go ZERO MPH but
Ready, steady - OOMPH !! 🚘
#Wordle1662
Give it some welly
Put your foot down
Speed up your wheels
All over the town
Don’t go ZERO MPH but
Ready, steady - OOMPH !! 🚘
#Wordle1661
There once was a Jockey named Billy
He really was awfully silly
He sat on some cheese
Which oozed through his knees
When they told him to train on a FILLY
#Wordle1661
There once was a Jockey named Billy
He really was awfully silly
He sat on some cheese
Which oozed through his knees
When they told him to train on a FILLY
#Wordle1660
Missy Lizzy overpowered
Her nature was so bossy
If mates went missing anytime
Missy sent out a POSSE
#Wordle1660
Missy Lizzy overpowered
Her nature was so bossy
If mates went missing anytime
Missy sent out a POSSE
#Wordle1659 #Beatles
The Beatles were THE pop group
Drum kit and three guitars
Then George met Ravi Shankar
And added a SITAR
#Wordle1659 #Beatles
The Beatles were THE pop group
Drum kit and three guitars
Then George met Ravi Shankar
And added a SITAR
#Wordle1658
The Epstein files will finish Trump
He should jump off the roof
With all his pervy rich old mates
The files provide the PROOF
#Wordle1658
The Epstein files will finish Trump
He should jump off the roof
With all his pervy rich old mates
The files provide the PROOF
#Wordle1657
Aesop was a writer
Certainly most able
From ancient times in Greece
He scribed a famous FABLE
#Wordle1657
Aesop was a writer
Certainly most able
From ancient times in Greece
He scribed a famous FABLE
#Wordle1656
Twixt Hospital and Town
A road full of traffic
Emergency is constant
Heralded by the SIREN
#Wordle1656
Twixt Hospital and Town
A road full of traffic
Emergency is constant
Heralded by the SIREN
#Wordle1655
Social media is for boasting
Which can be a bore 🥱
Cutest pets and kiddies 🐶
And smartest home DECOR 🎨
#Wordle1655
Social media is for boasting
Which can be a bore 🥱
Cutest pets and kiddies 🐶
And smartest home DECOR 🎨