Spike
@tikiroo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Roo, Sir, Alpha, Switch♂️ 💙🐱 @hindpaws-lombax.bsky.social 💜🐯 kzintiger.bsky.social 🧡 🚫Don't care about your political, drama, panhandling or general bullshit🚫 Age is over 21 and less than 100
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@tikiroo.bsky.social
· Mar 23
National Puppy Day with good boys @kzinpup.bsky.social and @hindpaws-lombax.bsky.social! Taken on a previous trip to PTown 🏳️🌈🐶🐾
I was today years old when I learned "taken but spreading my booty cheeks for anything with a dick" can be expressed as "ethical non-monogamy"
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I was today years old when I learned "taken but spreading my booty cheeks for anything with a dick" can be expressed as "ethical non-monogamy"
Flying out to MFF Wed evening, see if I get to the airport early enough for a $37 G&T at the airport bar 🍸
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Flying out to MFF Wed evening, see if I get to the airport early enough for a $37 G&T at the airport bar 🍸
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The Streak...in space! Ignore that we're in SeaQuest uniforms. #SpaceSelfie
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November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Streak...in space! Ignore that we're in SeaQuest uniforms. #SpaceSelfie
🦘 @tikiroo.bsky.social
🛸😸 @hindpaws-lombax.bsky.social
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There were people who, and still, believe the moon landing was faked in a studio by NASA. And there is no talking them out of it.
When we land on Mars, there will be people who believe it is all faked by #genAI, and there will be no talking them out of it. Because media literacy is dead.
When we land on Mars, there will be people who believe it is all faked by #genAI, and there will be no talking them out of it. Because media literacy is dead.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There were people who, and still, believe the moon landing was faked in a studio by NASA. And there is no talking them out of it.
When we land on Mars, there will be people who believe it is all faked by #genAI, and there will be no talking them out of it. Because media literacy is dead.
When we land on Mars, there will be people who believe it is all faked by #genAI, and there will be no talking them out of it. Because media literacy is dead.
TFW you're the one fur in the chat that thinks Hazbin kinda sucks tho 😬
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
TFW you're the one fur in the chat that thinks Hazbin kinda sucks tho 😬
Furry "mixologists" making a drink:
"Yeah, I 'unno, vodka? Lots of vodka. The blue one. And EVERY overly-sweet filler you can find. All of them. Then throw in the simple syrup, because I've seen real bartenders use it. And then heavy cream, cuz it looks like jizz! 🤭"
"Yeah, I 'unno, vodka? Lots of vodka. The blue one. And EVERY overly-sweet filler you can find. All of them. Then throw in the simple syrup, because I've seen real bartenders use it. And then heavy cream, cuz it looks like jizz! 🤭"
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Furry "mixologists" making a drink:
"Yeah, I 'unno, vodka? Lots of vodka. The blue one. And EVERY overly-sweet filler you can find. All of them. Then throw in the simple syrup, because I've seen real bartenders use it. And then heavy cream, cuz it looks like jizz! 🤭"
"Yeah, I 'unno, vodka? Lots of vodka. The blue one. And EVERY overly-sweet filler you can find. All of them. Then throw in the simple syrup, because I've seen real bartenders use it. And then heavy cream, cuz it looks like jizz! 🤭"
The best part about the furry AI war is it's gotten the fandom to stfu about kink gear in public for five minutes 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The best part about the furry AI war is it's gotten the fandom to stfu about kink gear in public for five minutes 🙃
The double standard of schoolwork sometimes is infuriating. If *I* came to class unprepared, didn't know what *I* was doing, and don't return emails within 5 mins, I'd get points off and cussed out. But when the *professor* does it... 😡🖕
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The double standard of schoolwork sometimes is infuriating. If *I* came to class unprepared, didn't know what *I* was doing, and don't return emails within 5 mins, I'd get points off and cussed out. But when the *professor* does it... 😡🖕
Ah, the old #furry AD bait-and-switch:
"Here's pics of my dick!"
"Here's a vid of me jerking off!"
"Here's me gettin plowed by 12 guys at a con!"
*10k followers later*
"Here's what I made for dinner!"
"Here are my fav bands!"
"Here are my unhinged political views!"
"Here's pics of my dick!"
"Here's a vid of me jerking off!"
"Here's me gettin plowed by 12 guys at a con!"
*10k followers later*
"Here's what I made for dinner!"
"Here are my fav bands!"
"Here are my unhinged political views!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ah, the old #furry AD bait-and-switch:
"Here's pics of my dick!"
"Here's a vid of me jerking off!"
"Here's me gettin plowed by 12 guys at a con!"
*10k followers later*
"Here's what I made for dinner!"
"Here are my fav bands!"
"Here are my unhinged political views!"
"Here's pics of my dick!"
"Here's a vid of me jerking off!"
"Here's me gettin plowed by 12 guys at a con!"
*10k followers later*
"Here's what I made for dinner!"
"Here are my fav bands!"
"Here are my unhinged political views!"
Being #furry is the complete inability to hold a face-to-face conversation with eye contact or complete sentences, but then going home to start shit with some complete stranger in a comments section over absolutely nothing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Being #furry is the complete inability to hold a face-to-face conversation with eye contact or complete sentences, but then going home to start shit with some complete stranger in a comments section over absolutely nothing.
Yup, and by only Wednesday this week
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yup, and by only Wednesday this week
#X needs to fix its shit.
For reference, a larger version of the picture they're telling me is "adult content" and they want removed.
So they received a message that said, and I quote, "There is no adult content in my profile picture. The end. Fix your fucking bots and unlock my account."
For reference, a larger version of the picture they're telling me is "adult content" and they want removed.
So they received a message that said, and I quote, "There is no adult content in my profile picture. The end. Fix your fucking bots and unlock my account."
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#X needs to fix its shit.
For reference, a larger version of the picture they're telling me is "adult content" and they want removed.
So they received a message that said, and I quote, "There is no adult content in my profile picture. The end. Fix your fucking bots and unlock my account."
For reference, a larger version of the picture they're telling me is "adult content" and they want removed.
So they received a message that said, and I quote, "There is no adult content in my profile picture. The end. Fix your fucking bots and unlock my account."
I endeavor to the goal that someday #Thanksgiving and #Christmas will mean sitting on a beach and chucking my phone in the ocean
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I endeavor to the goal that someday #Thanksgiving and #Christmas will mean sitting on a beach and chucking my phone in the ocean
Current #furry meta is basically: "free speech, identity expression, and freedom of choice are all core beliefs for us but I saw this opinion you posted I didn't agree with, so you're blocked, banned from my TG channel, and I'm actively trying to get you banned from all cons! uwu"
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Current #furry meta is basically: "free speech, identity expression, and freedom of choice are all core beliefs for us but I saw this opinion you posted I didn't agree with, so you're blocked, banned from my TG channel, and I'm actively trying to get you banned from all cons! uwu"
#Cengage products may be the single, worst way to learn a subject, especially for beginners.
If you're an instructor that uses it, stop.
If you're a learner required to use it, let your institution know in your surveys that they need real content with meaningful results and actual teaching.
If you're an instructor that uses it, stop.
If you're a learner required to use it, let your institution know in your surveys that they need real content with meaningful results and actual teaching.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
#Cengage products may be the single, worst way to learn a subject, especially for beginners.
If you're an instructor that uses it, stop.
If you're a learner required to use it, let your institution know in your surveys that they need real content with meaningful results and actual teaching.
If you're an instructor that uses it, stop.
If you're a learner required to use it, let your institution know in your surveys that they need real content with meaningful results and actual teaching.
If you have #anxiety, be sure to engage in positive and affirming activities, like obsessing over the news and politics, or arguing with random people on the internet 👍
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you have #anxiety, be sure to engage in positive and affirming activities, like obsessing over the news and politics, or arguing with random people on the internet 👍
Must be after Nov. 1, Christmas music on at the grocery store, and the "This might be [insert relative here]'s last [Thanksgiving and/or Christmas]" texts are rolling in.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Must be after Nov. 1, Christmas music on at the grocery store, and the "This might be [insert relative here]'s last [Thanksgiving and/or Christmas]" texts are rolling in.
Every time someone censors themselves in fear of demonetization or algorithm suppression is another ounce of power given to modern-day puritans who are endlessly attempting to impose their will of censorship.
Wanna be a REAL rebel in 2025? Say #fuck on the internet. Every day.
Wanna be a REAL rebel in 2025? Say #fuck on the internet. Every day.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Every time someone censors themselves in fear of demonetization or algorithm suppression is another ounce of power given to modern-day puritans who are endlessly attempting to impose their will of censorship.
Wanna be a REAL rebel in 2025? Say #fuck on the internet. Every day.
Wanna be a REAL rebel in 2025? Say #fuck on the internet. Every day.
When you're kinda vibin with a rando in a comments section, havin fun with a little back and forth, then they take the left turn into Batshit town
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you're kinda vibin with a rando in a comments section, havin fun with a little back and forth, then they take the left turn into Batshit town
Do we REALLY have to RT-spam 15 pics from one account? FFS, just DM them and tell the person you wanna fuck.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Do we REALLY have to RT-spam 15 pics from one account? FFS, just DM them and tell the person you wanna fuck.
Playing RE2 (1998) and played as Leon first, and now don't want to play as Claire because crossbow...and Sherry 😒
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Playing RE2 (1998) and played as Leon first, and now don't want to play as Claire because crossbow...and Sherry 😒
Kind of enjoying the irony of furs unironically using an AI algorithm to check if pics/art were made with an AI algorithm
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Kind of enjoying the irony of furs unironically using an AI algorithm to check if pics/art were made with an AI algorithm
I'm not sure which is worse: #Christmas emails before #Halloween, or Turbo Tax emails before New Year's 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm not sure which is worse: #Christmas emails before #Halloween, or Turbo Tax emails before New Year's 🤔
Been playing audio books in the morning while making breakfast and coffee, and have to say it is a marked improvement over checking the news cycle and getting updates on how fucked the world is these days.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Been playing audio books in the morning while making breakfast and coffee, and have to say it is a marked improvement over checking the news cycle and getting updates on how fucked the world is these days.