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Tight Knight
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Gods Ble$$ America!

BBQ!!

LASAGNA!!!
AI is an L7 Weeny, I asked that dumb bitch how many venomous snakes are in my region of CO and it just said 1… I look up on a Colorado Snake website and there’s at least 4 lol and some of them are gnarly as hell, 3 rattlesnake species & 1 other that mimics a rattlesnake, but still venomous lol.
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I spooked this OG dude in the chip aisle of the Safeway with my Chicago Bears Zubaz Shorts… he was all like “ wooo man those are some cool shorts! I turned the aisle and was like woo damn lol”
July 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Im pretty sure my friends can’t read maps, and I just want to be Goonies.
July 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
July 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
We Salute our antifascists AMERICAN insect brethren, The Lone Star Tick & The Asian Needle Ant, for their successful invasion into enemy MAGA Psuedo-Xtian Fascist Bible Belt infestations! Keep up the good work boys, keep on given them MAGAs Anaphylactic Shock & Alpha-gal Syndrome! USA! #forthetroops
June 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ACAB*

*Exceptions

1. Judge Dredd
2. Robocop
3. McGruff The Crime Dog
4. Smokey The Bear
5. Axel Foley
6. John McClane
7. Time Cop
8. Kung Fury
June 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wish Charli XCX & Lorde would create a “GULL!” remix music video to “Girl, So Confusing” where they each wear Seagull cosplay & have Jim Henson Muppet seagulls flying all around them singing the backup chorus, “GULL!”
June 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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