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Engineer for WCNC Charlotte, Former KVUE-TV Exec. Producer, Mizzou grad and proud member of Pi Kappa Phi. Amateur Photographer. All views are my own. 🏳️‍🌈
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is on the ground, with a goal line drawn into the ground in front of him, just out of reach. Exhausted, with great pain and effort, Green stretches and reaches towards the line, groaning, even pushing out his tongue in hopes of making contact with it. Blue shows up, frowning at Green. Blue: If you can't meet the deadline, just ask them for more time. Green: No, I can make it.
September 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are running errands. Green turns to look at Blue, who is frowning with agitated frustration. Blue: Aargh! I hate this! It's too loud, too bright, and there's too many people! Somewhere in the distance, someone's baby is crying. Frowning, Blue turns to glare towards the noise. Blue: ...And someone's crying baby, of couse. Green: Can I try something? Green pulls out a strange little device, which Blue studies with confusion. Blue: What? Green: This baby translator. Blue: A what? As both of the foxes study the contraption that Green is holding, it speaks up. Translator: Wail decoded: It's too loud, too bright, and too crowded. I hate it. Blue: Okay, that's fair.
April 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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NEW

Congresswoman-elect Sarah McBride has released a statement on the bathroom rules change made by Speaker Johnson in the aftermath of a bigoted campaign by Nancy Mace with help from Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I'm not here to fight about bathrooms. I'm here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down costs facing families. Like all members, I will follow the rules as outlined by Speaker Johnson, even if I disagree with them. This effort to distract from the real issues facing this country hasn't distracted me over the last several days, as I've remained hard at work preparing to represent the greatest state in the union come January. Serving in the 119th Congress will be the honor of a lifetime - and I continue to look forward to getting to know my future colleagues on both sides of the aisle. Each of us were sent here because voters saw something in us that they value. I have loved getting to see those qualities in the future colleagues that I've met and I look forward to seeing those qualities in every member come January. I hope all of my colleagues will seek to do the same with me. - Delaware Congresswoman-elect Sarah McBride
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as Green approaches him from behind with a question. Green: I know this is not a question anybody'd want to hear their partner ask, but... Still stunned and frozen in place, looking ahead of himself, Blue relaxes slightly. Green: ...Can I borrow your toothbrush? Blue turns around to look at Green over his shoulder. Blue: The hobby one, for scrubbing paint? Green: Yeah. Blue: Sure, but why did you have to ask like that? Blue and Green kiss. Green: Sorry, I thought it would be funny. Blue: You spooked me!
November 17, 2024 at 2:23 PM