it's so sexy when a woman eats two desserts
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
it's so sexy when a woman eats two desserts
bathroom line at the agriculture/boris show giving barry lyndon at pfs
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
bathroom line at the agriculture/boris show giving barry lyndon at pfs
recent advancements in my lifestyle have necessitated the theorization of a social category i'm calling "daytime lesbians"
May 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
recent advancements in my lifestyle have necessitated the theorization of a social category i'm calling "daytime lesbians"
a beautiful woman spit in my drink and it deleted my immuneSystem32
May 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
a beautiful woman spit in my drink and it deleted my immuneSystem32
saw a friend i haven’t seen in a while & not sure if he was saying i have my therapy school sliders set to max or just that i have t voice
April 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
saw a friend i haven’t seen in a while & not sure if he was saying i have my therapy school sliders set to max or just that i have t voice
my wife is trying to get me to go to steven universe dyke bachata
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my wife is trying to get me to go to steven universe dyke bachata
ants in my creatine? that’s free macros
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
ants in my creatine? that’s free macros
free psych eval in aisle meat
April 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
free psych eval in aisle meat
being judgmental of the marginalia in a secondhand book i am only hurting myself
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
being judgmental of the marginalia in a secondhand book i am only hurting myself
the events of twin peaks wouldn’t have gone down like that if julee cruise had a drum machine
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the events of twin peaks wouldn’t have gone down like that if julee cruise had a drum machine
*shines my inner light on you*
April 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*shines my inner light on you*
trying to hit 10k steps is mostly just making my ig stories really annoying
April 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
trying to hit 10k steps is mostly just making my ig stories really annoying
everything reminds me of her
April 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
everything reminds me of her
today the barista (male) told me the café doesn’t accept tips & i was almost like “ah, because of woke.”
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
today the barista (male) told me the café doesn’t accept tips & i was almost like “ah, because of woke.”
i’m in transgender twinks’ dms asking them if they like “heavy music”
April 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i’m in transgender twinks’ dms asking them if they like “heavy music”
i love to wear eagles merch when i’m doing social work stuff so the people at the benefits office are nice to me
April 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i love to wear eagles merch when i’m doing social work stuff so the people at the benefits office are nice to me
you ever clean your room so thoroughly it makes you lonely
March 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you ever clean your room so thoroughly it makes you lonely
i have a lot of theories about speed bumps
March 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i have a lot of theories about speed bumps
transsexual road rage
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
transsexual road rage
last night an offline lesbian complimented my outfit & i said thanks i was worried i looked like die antwoord & they were like 🤨
& i was like ok do you know what a chav is? 🤨
so they’re like jersey shore but british, like, british gyaru? 🤨
… anyway die antwoord is that but south african pedophiles
& i was like ok do you know what a chav is? 🤨
so they’re like jersey shore but british, like, british gyaru? 🤨
… anyway die antwoord is that but south african pedophiles
March 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
last night an offline lesbian complimented my outfit & i said thanks i was worried i looked like die antwoord & they were like 🤨
& i was like ok do you know what a chav is? 🤨
so they’re like jersey shore but british, like, british gyaru? 🤨
… anyway die antwoord is that but south african pedophiles
& i was like ok do you know what a chav is? 🤨
so they’re like jersey shore but british, like, british gyaru? 🤨
… anyway die antwoord is that but south african pedophiles
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🚨BREAKING: Columbia students stage a protest to demand the release of grad Mahmoud Khalil, who was detained by ICE Saturday night. The school has not yet issued a statement about Khalil’s case.
March 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨BREAKING: Columbia students stage a protest to demand the release of grad Mahmoud Khalil, who was detained by ICE Saturday night. The school has not yet issued a statement about Khalil’s case.
love hearing middle aged dudes at my gym have entrepreneurship podcast cutscenes between every set
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
love hearing middle aged dudes at my gym have entrepreneurship podcast cutscenes between every set
should have known my situationship hated me when we stopped 69ing. chicken or egg?
March 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
should have known my situationship hated me when we stopped 69ing. chicken or egg?
challenged to draw a stanley cup in my dream
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
challenged to draw a stanley cup in my dream