austin ✌🏻
@tiedyeturtle96.bsky.social
29 • he/him 🏳️🌈
graphic designer 🖥️
board game hoarder ♟️
tie-dye enthusiast 🌀
turtle lover 🐢
graphic designer 🖥️
board game hoarder ♟️
tie-dye enthusiast 🌀
turtle lover 🐢
Me every time I hear Maha, It’s Feathers Night
a group of people are sitting in a theatre and one of them is screaming the word maha
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January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Me every time I hear Maha, It’s Feathers Night
Tell me your pets name in a gif
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Tell me your pets name in a gif
idk i just think that big men
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
idk i just think that big men
The City of Kings!
I lost the first scenario 😅 but I had a lot of fun. It was actually pretty puzzly, which I enjoyed. The action economy had weight and made your decision-making critical, and leveling up as you explored and fought was satisfying. Excited to delve deeper!
#boardgames
I lost the first scenario 😅 but I had a lot of fun. It was actually pretty puzzly, which I enjoyed. The action economy had weight and made your decision-making critical, and leveling up as you explored and fought was satisfying. Excited to delve deeper!
#boardgames
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The City of Kings!
I lost the first scenario 😅 but I had a lot of fun. It was actually pretty puzzly, which I enjoyed. The action economy had weight and made your decision-making critical, and leveling up as you explored and fought was satisfying. Excited to delve deeper!
#boardgames
I lost the first scenario 😅 but I had a lot of fun. It was actually pretty puzzly, which I enjoyed. The action economy had weight and made your decision-making critical, and leveling up as you explored and fought was satisfying. Excited to delve deeper!
#boardgames
Update: elemental Commander deck is BONKERS. Probably the most powerful precon I’ve ever played?? #mtg
Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease was a lot of fun! Did two-headed giant and played elementals and merfolk, and also grabbed the elemental Commander deck 🔥💧💨 🪨 #mtg
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Update: elemental Commander deck is BONKERS. Probably the most powerful precon I’ve ever played?? #mtg
Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease was a lot of fun! Did two-headed giant and played elementals and merfolk, and also grabbed the elemental Commander deck 🔥💧💨 🪨 #mtg
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease was a lot of fun! Did two-headed giant and played elementals and merfolk, and also grabbed the elemental Commander deck 🔥💧💨 🪨 #mtg
Picked this up used for a bargain and it ended up being the deluxe version!! #boardgames
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Picked this up used for a bargain and it ended up being the deluxe version!! #boardgames
Poor guy broke another claw and has to wear his boot 🤕
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Poor guy broke another claw and has to wear his boot 🤕
It’s that time of winter when my fingers are dry af and every fabric I touch makes me want to d*e 🙃
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It’s that time of winter when my fingers are dry af and every fabric I touch makes me want to d*e 🙃
is this how you 🍑
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
is this how you 🍑
newest addition to the turtle shrine:
burger turtle (burgle) 🍔 🐢
burger turtle (burgle) 🍔 🐢
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
newest addition to the turtle shrine:
burger turtle (burgle) 🍔 🐢
burger turtle (burgle) 🍔 🐢
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
*sends this to bf*
bf: wow, slut!
bf: wow, slut!
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
*sends this to bf*
bf: wow, slut!
bf: wow, slut!
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
What’s the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
I cut my finger on a pizza slice server. Not a pizza cutter - the server. We were at a party in a park so I just had to dumbly wrap my finger in napkins until we could leave.
I don’t think I got blood on the pizza… lol
I cut my finger on a pizza slice server. Not a pizza cutter - the server. We were at a party in a park so I just had to dumbly wrap my finger in napkins until we could leave.
I don’t think I got blood on the pizza… lol
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
While playing dodgeball, I ran up to the line and wasn’t paying attention. Right as I got next to someone who bent to get a ball, she stood up and pulled her elbow right back into my eyebrow.
So much blood and about 15 stitches.
While playing dodgeball, I ran up to the line and wasn’t paying attention. Right as I got next to someone who bent to get a ball, she stood up and pulled her elbow right back into my eyebrow.
So much blood and about 15 stitches.
i have a couple stories for this
once i was swinging from a tree, literally horizontally, so i was facing the sky, and the branch broke off and i fell right on my back. i couldn’t breathe for a solid 20-30 seconds and my one adopted sister was laughing at me the entire time
once i was swinging from a tree, literally horizontally, so i was facing the sky, and the branch broke off and i fell right on my back. i couldn’t breathe for a solid 20-30 seconds and my one adopted sister was laughing at me the entire time
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
What’s the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
I cut my finger on a pizza slice server. Not a pizza cutter - the server. We were at a party in a park so I just had to dumbly wrap my finger in napkins until we could leave.
I don’t think I got blood on the pizza… lol
I cut my finger on a pizza slice server. Not a pizza cutter - the server. We were at a party in a park so I just had to dumbly wrap my finger in napkins until we could leave.
I don’t think I got blood on the pizza… lol
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just guyz bein doods
just guyz bein doods
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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just guyz bein doods
just guyz bein doods
when you start to spoon and his belly goes against the small of your back >>>>
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January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
when you start to spoon and his belly goes against the small of your back >>>>