I wonder if it’s allowed to just sort of cosplay as a drug mule. Me and the TSA agents would sure have a good laugh when they find out it’s just powdered sugar packets in there.

I saw my first Red-winged Blackbird of the year. A male, speciff, with that poppin' shoulder patch aka ep·au·let. One thing led to another and anyway, here is an epithet about an epaulet on an amulet:

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A glimmer of hope for anyone who has endured a tv or movie scene with a bald eagle or turkey vulture paired with the screech of a red-tailed hawk. @radiolab.bsky.social would NEVER

Classic DIY problem: can't even do a simple flooring job without running into a bird ID. It's definitely giving Common Loon, but that "white" on the sides and it being submerged into the subfloor like that maybe Anhinga?

In 2023 at least 960 #birds died in one day due to window collisions at McCormick Place in #Chicago. After applying bird-friendly window treatments, there were just 18 deaths all last fall. Further proof these simple changes work, and work well! It's time communities start making this a requirement.

I’m shocked if nobody had done this before but it felt it needed to be made. Congrats, man!

Rolling out for the Christmas Bird Count full of cautious hope and bridled optimism like open.spotify.com/track/4GlzSF...

A lot of packaging manufacturers need to go back to perforation school.

There, I said it.

Best song that samples a loon:

Early shift today included me getting into my truck and trying to plug the Lightning cable into my Monster Energy drink.

Jul 2023: Ugh, my kids have finally discovered Minecraft. I will remove them as they were.

Aug 2023: “Children, I believe this to be the defining issue of your sweet lives. What can I do to help?”

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Finally, set your response to “Warmest regards,” or for an extra crispy email, send directly with “Lukewarm regards,” and cc: your supervisor.

“But her sea swells!” rage those critical of Hilary.