Ever since Oasis announced their reformation, listening to Radio X has become a nightmare.
It was already Gallagher-centric, but now the dam has burst good & proper.

Oasis, Kasabian, Foo Fighters, Killers, Oasis, Stereophonics, Kings of Leon, Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Catfish and The Bottlemen, Oasis.

I can't believe it's been so long. What have I missed?

This day is sorely in need of a saxophone solo.

Someone toot that golden axe in my vicinity and let my foot tap with abandon.

#saxophonicdeficit

The post-christmas lull is the perfect time to take up a pastime.

I've recently started learning how to play EDH by watching YouTube videos and playing against people much more familiar than myself.

Why not similarly damage your self esteem by taking on people better than you at a hobby?

I've had the table set up for DND in the kitchen now for 2 weeks, but it's too damned cold to play it.

My rolling hand is numb.

#ttrpg #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #winterfingers

Still enjoying the sweet freedom of the autumn. Brown and yellow, the leaves of choice.

I'm enjoying the glorious North of England today, where I was born and raised before moving to countries elsewhere.

My favourite thing about coming home is the sense of dampness I experience whenever I leave the house.
Sodden comfort.

Making up a tune in the kitchen while I'm boiling all the potatoes I can find. I'm really going at these tiny round lads. Going to be a busy night potato-speaking.
Especially if I can finish this pota-tune

Using multi-surface wipes on old wooden furniture, because anarchy.

Turning the electric air freshener up to maximum to see if I can initiate a headache.

Putting some milk on the windowsill for character.

They're going to have to drag me out the back door.

Human Resources Giger

Prime Minister Dawn

Intellectual Property Freely

Real Life Stine

Pyjamas Proby

Beginning my pitch to the commissioning editors, I reveal the first slide in my poorly made powerpoint.
"Classic formula with a new twist. A mystery show with unexpected odd-couple protagonists..."
I wave vaguely

"Science fiction and the animal kingdom collide..."
Tears form

HR Giger & Mr Tiger

A set-up from the current 5e dnd game I'm playing and, to be honest, the outlook is bleak.

#dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons

Received invite code. Downloaded app. Created profile. Will now spend time attempting to follow all the same profiles.

#dohashtagsworkhere #itsmyfirstday