Church of Thumpback
@thumpback.bsky.social
We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants
(parody account)
(parody account)
Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
Thumpback says “I need more pussy”
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thumpback says “I need more pussy”
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
Thumpback says “wakka wakka”
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thumpback says “wakka wakka”
Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”
Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”
Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
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Ig omega canonicaly runs windows
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ig omega canonicaly runs windows
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To this day, I’m still getting stared at
September 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
To this day, I’m still getting stared at
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Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
September 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
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He is such a silly little guy
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He is such a silly little guy
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Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”
Thumpback says “I like cheese”
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thumpback says “I like cheese”
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Today is a real tragedy
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today is a real tragedy
Thumpback says “the sun seems a little brighter today”
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thumpback says “the sun seems a little brighter today”
Thumpback says “guys he’s actually dead”
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Thumpback says “guys he’s actually dead”
Thumpback says “charlie kirk down”
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thumpback says “charlie kirk down”
Thumpback says “ima flick your bean”
September 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thumpback says “ima flick your bean”
Thumpback says “you’re gay as fuck and that’s OK. I love and support you.”
September 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Thumpback says “you’re gay as fuck and that’s OK. I love and support you.”
Thumpback says “I’m not even that fat I’m only 1200 pounds”
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September 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thumpback says “I’m not even that fat I’m only 1200 pounds”
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Thumpbuck says “I wish more people would look me in my eyes instead of my freakishly large cock”
September 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thumpbuck says “I wish more people would look me in my eyes instead of my freakishly large cock”