This is less impressive when you remember that Nomura has 5.8 million parents so they all felt obligated to buy a copy

Since Miss Piggy was at the Game Awards, it’s time to share one of my most deeply-held opinions: if as many people who talk about Muppets actually engaged with Muppet offerings, there would basically be a neverending font of Muppet content.

Guys, I guarantee you Paul Dano doesn’t need you to defend him. I’m sure he has people for that, he’s not sitting there crying because DivxBro dot Bluesky dot com hasn’t weighed in.

Alright, now that Prime has removed those AI English dubs, it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game show: “Do You Actually Understand What a Boycott Is?”

The more unhinged-sounding the subject line of an AITA post, the more reasonable they’ll come off, and vice-versa. “AITA for lighting my son on fire” will end up being patently reasonable. Something like “AITA for setting boundaries with my parents” will come off sounding like a war criminal.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from making music, it’s this: once you let the dogs out, that’s it. There’s no getting them back in.

Every Sanrio character is either a sentient cloud named Unicorn Fairy Marshmallow or a twice-divorced stamp collecter named Darnell.

Tired of those elitist snobs at The Game Awards not recognizing White Chicks just because “it was a movie” and “it came out 20 years ago” and “sir, if you won’t put on pants and stop ranting about White Chicks I’ll need you to leave this Albertsons.”

As we begin to approach the holiday season, remember that it’s memories, not possessions, that truly make life worth living. Matter of fact, go ahead and give me several of your possessions to more effectively drive this home.

As a child of relative privilege, I assumed most artists were like me: apolitical. But now that I’m listening with a more intentional ear, I realize that there may be a deeper meaning to Green Day’s “George W. Bush is Bad At His Job (As the President)”.

As an uninformed loudmouth, I’m honored to offer my expert opinions on things from politics to anime dub discourse.

Remember - there are people who are smiling because you draw breath. People whose lives are immensely better because you know them. And if you’re not monetizing that, you’re leaving money on the table.

The computer is my wife, which makes today’s outages so hard to stomach. You ever seen your wife shut down? It’s not great, buddy!

As a measured response to being pro-blocking, I tend to avoid blocking unless I can tell the poster is doing something truly heinous…like purchasing fast food to disguise it as their own cooking.

Kinda forgot I had Bluesky for a while. I was busy enjoying the original social media site: yelling at traffic.

Help under-LP-ed nations by sharing this link with them: youtu.be/1co3dikXVF4

#LetsPlay

Did you know that 95% of people don't get enough LPs? Avoid this issue by watching this video:
youtu.be/in8J4JRyyJA

Creating Let's Plays is a lot like cooking. You've got your microphone, that's like your stove...the capture card is kinda like the microwave. The recording software is the spatula.