Tong Kosong
thrasybulusisalive.bsky.social
Tong Kosong
@thrasybulusisalive.bsky.social
Mom, Milf (according to what I overheard a 12 year old say at my kid's Grade school chess tournament) I worry for our future.
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I'm looking for investors for my Diddy Themed restaurant.

High quality desserts and complimentary cappuccino and espresso.

Gonna call it FreeKoffee
Thanks scientists. People have know this for generations

I was allergic to shrimp as a kid and my grandmother who was basically illiterate, with zero medical background started me with with one shrimp and worked up. By the time I was 5/6 I could eat a plate full.

www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Children’s peanut allergies have plunged thanks to recent advice, study shows
A decade after a landmark study proved that feeding peanut products to young babies could prevent development of life-threatening allergies, new research finds the change has made a big difference in ...
www.ctvnews.ca
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
No Shit,

Of course weight-loss pills have negative side effects, why are people obtuse.
Ozempic will be taken off the market like FenFen and the rest. Also, whatever opiate they are about to say is non addictive is actually very addictive.

share.google/vCGrV2K5n9HE...
New side effect of weight-loss drugs becoming more common, research suggests
GLP-1 drugs may interfere with medical imaging, leading to unnecessary tests, researchers have found
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October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good question dat. Who bi dem?
September 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Blue Steel.
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I surprised this happen here. I think we raising boys and girl the same now. In non western country and in the old day in the west we teach boys to be tough and don't cry.

I like when men are strong but if chest pain or something, remember people need you. Go to doctor

www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Study finds thousands of Canadian men wait a week before reporting health issues
A nationwide study released last month found that roughly 75,000 Canadian men died prematurely in 2023. Study co-author John Oliffe, the Canada Research Chair in men’s health promotion at the Universi...
www.cbc.ca
July 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hope they wrong and he is innocent. The thought of someone kill their child is so unthinkable.

If correct, the media need to follow-up, people need to be able to identify sign that this can happen.

Moms kill babies more, dads kill kids 8+ more. The world is sad.
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
Father of 9-year-old Canadian girl charged with 2nd degree murder
The father of a nine-year-old Canadian girl from Montreal, Que. has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder after she was found dead on Sunday, New York State Police confirmed.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don't drink cheap or free alcohol in Asia. Many people die from this.

Even brand-name alcohol at bars is often mixed with dangerous homemade alcohol to increase profits

Just drink beer. Could save your life.

Alcohol safety lessons after woman dies on holiday share.google/Glgc4efSS23I...
Alcohol safety lessons after woman dies on holiday
Simone White died from methanol poisoning after drinking free shots in Laos, says her family.
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July 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This guy has a point.

What if my Gynecologist just bought tactical gear.

"Dr. Feltersnatch???".

I don't think he is a real doctor,
July 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Some guy at work told me about NYPD Blue TV show. It is old but very good. Some of the bad guys are little bit good and some of the good guys are little bit bad. Real characters

Interesting stories and good acting. Why no shows like this now? I don't know why Hollywood turn to garbage.
July 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Guy at my office so happy with new Rolex. I hope he get robbed. Mywatch is $15,375 cheaper, more accurate,can send emails and check my pulse.

His watch does nothing, needs to adjust because it loses time BUT more shiny.

"It is hand made"
no it is not but my deck is & cheaper than dumb watch.
July 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you write song about sucking man penis in movie theatre many man become interest in you. Men like public penis suck ladies. Being slut okay but don't be surprise

If I make cooking show song people interest in my cooking. If penis suck song, men interest in that.

ew.com/alanis-moris...
Alanis Morissette says sudden fame at 21 was 'rough' due to predatory men: 'There was no one to hide behind'
Alanis Morissette says navigating her sudden fame at 21, after she released her massive 1995 album, 'Jagged Little Pill,' was 'rough': 'If men couldn't f--- me, they didn't know what to do with me.'
ew.com
June 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hot scoop.
June 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
When God don't come through she will feed me her children's food.

Shout out to obese single Moms providing shelter to our friend Corey.

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New Music • Corey Holcomb - “Shelter”. A Song Dedicated To The Obese
YouTube video by Antoine Edwards
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June 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Diversity is important but I want my CIA guys to be old white guys.

Asif Rahman is passing on secrets? You don't say.....

I guarantee there are no people named Mike Jones or Karen Jenkins with top security clearance in my country of birth. Westerners are too naive.

nypost.com/2025/06/11/u...
Ex-CIA analyst who admitted leaking docs about Israeli strike on Iran gets 37 months in prison
Asif William Rahman, 34, had pleaded guilty in January to two counts of willful retention and transmission of classified information after he was arrested for absconding with records from the Natio…
nypost.com
June 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm generally not 100 percent anti billionaire but....with everything going on Bezos wants to stay in the running for spoiled rich asshole of the year.

I hope your special couch gives you crabs, scabies and bed bugs; at least one of which crawls up your urethra.

nypost.com/2025/06/07/u...
Video shows crane delivers Jeff Bezos’ furniture to penthouse after billionaire closes down 5th Ave
A stretch of Fifth Avenue was closed last week for a massive delivery to Jeff Bezos’ sprawling NoMad penthouse, according to a mind-blowing video shared on TikTok.
nypost.com
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Grown men having a Twitter spat is just what I needed today.

Was going to have another talk about being careful what you post online w kids

These idiots provided a perfect example. The world is not laughing with them. Think before you post & stand by it.

Apparently deleting stuff is "Mad Sus"
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm sure that the Beijing Institute of Technology has some anti Communist American kid from Wisconsin as the Valedictorian.

Everything is equal. Relax.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/har...
Harvard slammed for choosing Chinese student with family ties to CCP-affiliated NGO as speaker - Times of India
US News: Harvard's selection of Yurong \"Luanna\" Jiang, a Chinese student with ties to a CCP-backed NGO, as commencement speaker has ignited controversy. Critic
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
June 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A girl on the Kill Tony show said she knows she is bad at hand jobs because her protein shakes are always clumpy.

Don't know why but I find that one of the funniest things ever.

Short, funny and you aren't expecting it*.

Beautiful.

*I didn't say 'you don't see it coming' because I'm classy
June 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm teaching my kids Mandarin. We just aren't playing the same game that China is. Short terms in office and political in fighting guarantees they will crush US.

Every lab, every company has Chinese spies. Even the stuff we do develop is just stolen and improvised

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Chinese nationals accused of smuggling 'biological pathogen' into US
Yunqing Jian and Zunyong Liu allegedly brought a fungus into the US which damages a variety of crops and is toxic to humans and animals.
www.bbc.com
June 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Team Hufflepuff can't catch a break.
May 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Maybe breaking the rules isn't always the best option.

Schadenfreude mode activated.

www.wgbh.org/news/educati...
May 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Tip:
If your dishwasher didn't rinse properly and there is a very faint soapy taste in the chicken soup you spent 3 hours making...top it with a little cilantro and convince your kids that they probably have that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.
a cartoon of two children watching a man on a tv with the words one to grow on above them
ALT: a cartoon of two children watching a man on a tv with the words one to grow on above them
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Tip:

Showering with a man ensures your breasts are REALLY clean.
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM