×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
@thosebastards.bsky.social
𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙏𝙃 𝙈𝘾𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙄𝘾𝙆. ┊ 𓉸
Pinned
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𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
// woe! marj upon ye!
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
// woe! marj upon ye!
Reposted by ×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
// maybe i'll make more south park muses i kinda miss marjorine 💭💭
September 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
// maybe i'll make more south park muses i kinda miss marjorine 💭💭
// catching up on south park. hes with us
September 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
// catching up on south park. hes with us
Snrk – ?
[ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ]
Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits?
[ WHEEZE, ]
[ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ]
Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits?
[ WHEEZE, ]
I mean, your human genes gave you such pretty ocular spheres, nice blond keratin and your bone and muscle structure is above average! I can't imagine you NOT having nice titties.
[Kiri shrugs, as if what she just said to the other was normal.]
[Kiri shrugs, as if what she just said to the other was normal.]
[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ]
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Snrk – ?
[ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ]
Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits?
[ WHEEZE, ]
[ No, it WASN'T normal, but it's far from the weirdest thing he's ever heard. Turning, he jokingly presents his ass. ]
Okay, but like, be REAL with me, Kiri . . do I have a nice ass to make up for my current lack of tits?
[ WHEEZE, ]
// "youre blonde of course you'd have nice tits"
September 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
// "youre blonde of course you'd have nice tits"
[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ]
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
I think you'd have really nice tits, Kenny. . . I wouldn't think too hard about it.
[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ]
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
[ Dramatic swoon! Hands clasped next to his face as he flutters his lashes and everything! ]
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
Awe, Kiri, you always know just what to say. Me and my fake rack appreciate it.
[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ]
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
Thinking hard about what?
[Oh, Kenny of the park, what wisdom do thy have?]
[Oh, Kenny of the park, what wisdom do thy have?]
thinkin hard
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[ Staring dramatically off into the distance, face solemn . . ]
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
If I had a pair of tits, would they be huge? Or just average? Would I even have any tits? What if I was flat?
scratchin my ass rn
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
scratchin my ass rn
they said i'm the best behaved experiment they gave me lollipops and shit
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they said i'm the best behaved experiment they gave me lollipops and shit
// release the beast
// stupidest inside job/ general oc in my brain rn
April 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
// release the beast
// haiii paws 🥰
April 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
// haiii paws 🥰
Reposted by ×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!
CA -
STABRA!
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ABRA -
CA -
STABRA!
CA -
STABRA!
mmph mph mmphmph
March 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
mmph mph mmphmph
[ Waving his shitty old phone. ]
Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere.
[ Offering a hand. ]
Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere.
[ Offering a hand. ]
[ Thumbs up from the ground. He better have gotten that on camera. ]
. . fuckin' sweet, dude!
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
November 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
[ Waving his shitty old phone. ]
Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere.
[ Offering a hand. ]
Caught it, by the way. That's totally going viral everywhere.
[ Offering a hand. ]
ur so romantic
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
ur so romantic
. . fuckin' sweet, dude!
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
[ Falling off the roof, comedically right in front of him. ]
[ making weird ass hand motions. like he's doing a spell. ]
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
. . fuckin' sweet, dude!
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
[ that's totally normal. ]
you got, like, three seconds of air time,
Reposted by ×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
// you guys dont know how hard it is to resist replying to everything with 'mmph mph mmf' and letting everyone fill in the blanks
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
// you guys dont know how hard it is to resist replying to everything with 'mmph mph mmf' and letting everyone fill in the blanks
[ making weird ass hand motions. like he's doing a spell. ]
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
[ making weird ass hand motions. like he's doing a spell. ]
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
oooh . . aaaaah . . i summon thee . .
[ pulling lint out of his pocket. sprinkling it on the ground. ]
douchebagicus . . ARRIVE ! !
Reposted by ×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
fucking monarch even.
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
fucking monarch even.
wow its so sad cartman was sent to juvy and cant be here for a undetermined amount of time huh
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
wow its so sad cartman was sent to juvy and cant be here for a undetermined amount of time huh
Reposted by ×͜× ┊ 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦:
written by poncho
November 21, 2024 at 10:33 PM
written by poncho
[ me seeing my two best friends standing together any time ] well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
November 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
[ me seeing my two best friends standing together any time ] well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
[ Laughing now, Kenny playfully rolls his eyes before returning the hug. Kinda nice to be the one held for once . . ]
How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh?
Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.
How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh?
Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.
You do now .
( BIIIIG HUG , lifting him up into the air . )
Where've you been ? Chillin' with Satan or some shit ?
( BIIIIG HUG , lifting him up into the air . )
Where've you been ? Chillin' with Satan or some shit ?
[ big, beaming grin, hands in his pockets. ]
sorry, don't do too many 'heartfelt reunions'.
sorry, don't do too many 'heartfelt reunions'.
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
[ Laughing now, Kenny playfully rolls his eyes before returning the hug. Kinda nice to be the one held for once . . ]
How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh?
Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.
How'd you guess me and that old fuck go way back, huh?
Always visiting him, y'know how it goes. Hit a real bad luck streak lately.