thombo87.bsky.social
@thombo87.bsky.social
Dark humour is the best humour.
Honour your boundaries, you can't be everything to everyone and nothing to yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Putting the heating on these days is the equivalent as driving a big smelly V8 that does 9 to the gallon. I could literally key me car with my nipple so needs must.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Our country is losing it's identity." Takes a swig from his Belgian beer after driving his German car to go watch a football team made up of foreigners while ordering an Indian (or Chinese) while wearing clothes made from sweat shops in Asia.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Blokes who can't handle their liquor trying start a fight. Calm the fuck down Booze Lee
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A lot of women say good men no longer exist. A lot of men say good women no longer exist. But truth is, a lot of people don't know good when they see it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's that time of the year again where you literally couldn't tell if somebody's got a cold or a cocaine habit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
There's people out there who think their government actually care about them, who probably think strippers love them for who they are & not their money.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That OnlyFans money got people thinking they're hustlers. You're far from a hustler, you're a Prostitute.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours and take....
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask. Goodnight.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Rob Zombies real name is Robert Zombert or Robieth Zombieth the third.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Another piss up in Andalusia watching a bit of football for myself.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Have to say the Real Betis fans were exceptional last night. As for the game vs Girona they were really poor. Great experience all the same.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It pains me every day to think that Head and Shoulders haven't made a body wash called Knees and Toes yet.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The biggest problem in constantly fucking people over who are close to you is that when your difficult time comes, nobody is there for you as everyone has washed their hands of you and they actually look forward to the day when karma fucks you over.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Can't believe it's Christmas eve tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
6 weeks until the end of 2025. 6 weeks is enough time to change your, Body, mindset, Habits, Outlook on life & your entire direction. Its up to you how you enter 2026 on a high.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I really wish the retirement age will be lowered to 40. I'm sick to death of this working malarkey.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Holy heck these weekends actually go from 0 to Robert De Niro in a blink of an eye unfortunately.
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
𝗘𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸, f it drains you, distracts you or disrespects you. It should get✂️ off with no hesitation!
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Isn't it mad that we get a lip for beer before Friday comes then we realise how shit the day after is and swear black & blue never again until we're recovered & ready to go again. It's a vicious circle.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not seen one single drug addict getting dragged out of boots, not seen a single one in a boozer selling lynx sets and that. Where have all the hard working stone smokers gone? If you are one of the above, message me for my Christmas presents list and it’ll go no further.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am not i promise 🥸👻
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Imagine spending all night with someone and they tweet or post on another social media account what a shit night that was.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM