Monday, Monday, Monday. You're not going to master the rest of your life in one day. Just relax. Master the day, repeat everyday. Have a positive week.
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Monday, Monday, Monday. You're not going to master the rest of your life in one day. Just relax. Master the day, repeat everyday. Have a positive week.
Woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. I honestly can't tell you the pain I felt, it was pure devastation.
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Woke up this morning thinking it was Sunday. I honestly can't tell you the pain I felt, it was pure devastation.
It takes a few wrong turns, a few letdowns, a few wake up calls and a few wrong situations too get too the right place, you are who you are, things get better, END OF.
January 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It takes a few wrong turns, a few letdowns, a few wake up calls and a few wrong situations too get too the right place, you are who you are, things get better, END OF.
If laziness was an Olympic sport I would come 4th on purpose so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If laziness was an Olympic sport I would come 4th on purpose so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
You should stay away from people who are always calculating and keeping tabs on favors and what that they do for you. You and yours should move on principles of generosity and just show up for each other organically.
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You should stay away from people who are always calculating and keeping tabs on favors and what that they do for you. You and yours should move on principles of generosity and just show up for each other organically.
Being angry is tiring, no matter how valid your anger is. You really just got to let some shit go and let it be what it's going to be for your own sake.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Being angry is tiring, no matter how valid your anger is. You really just got to let some shit go and let it be what it's going to be for your own sake.
How do i apply to be a space X astronaught? I could do with a couple days away from this planet.
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
How do i apply to be a space X astronaught? I could do with a couple days away from this planet.
HELP! I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
HELP! I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.
I fancy a tenner on dinosaurs coming back in August. Can see the headlines now, "velociraptor spotted in Tesco express in Dennehy's cross.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I fancy a tenner on dinosaurs coming back in August. Can see the headlines now, "velociraptor spotted in Tesco express in Dennehy's cross.
If you work overtime at McDonald's are you working a McDouble?
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If you work overtime at McDonald's are you working a McDouble?
Never let anyone ruin your day. Be the bigger person and ruin it yourself.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Never let anyone ruin your day. Be the bigger person and ruin it yourself.
That OnlyFans money got Bitches thinking they hustlers. Babe you're a Prostitute
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
That OnlyFans money got Bitches thinking they hustlers. Babe you're a Prostitute
A fact of life. After Mondav and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A fact of life. After Mondav and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
Me waiting for January to end.
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Me waiting for January to end.
Sometimes life is stranger than fiction. Gino D’Acampo burgling the singer Paul Young's house. Now that is fucked up shit.
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Sometimes life is stranger than fiction. Gino D’Acampo burgling the singer Paul Young's house. Now that is fucked up shit.
In another few years I think there'll be rehabilitation centres for technology & social media.
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
In another few years I think there'll be rehabilitation centres for technology & social media.
Stop sending people long ass paragraphs after they did you wrong or hurt your feelings. They don't give a fuck and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Stop sending people long ass paragraphs after they did you wrong or hurt your feelings. They don't give a fuck and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go.
Is it true that if you have a bible verse in your Instagram, twitter or any other social accounts bio you have a 100% chance of failing a piss test?
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Is it true that if you have a bible verse in your Instagram, twitter or any other social accounts bio you have a 100% chance of failing a piss test?
Social Media has made too many people comfortable in disrespecting people by not getting punched in the mouth for it
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Social Media has made too many people comfortable in disrespecting people by not getting punched in the mouth for it
Your mental and physical health will always be more valuable than any amount of money you could ever obtain.
January 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Your mental and physical health will always be more valuable than any amount of money you could ever obtain.
You'll disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that humiliated you. Don't do it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You'll disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that humiliated you. Don't do it.
Isn't it funny how everyone you went to school with back in the day was against drugs and now the majority of them sniff like hoovers.
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Isn't it funny how everyone you went to school with back in the day was against drugs and now the majority of them sniff like hoovers.
someone ain't your type then that's fine but don't go round calling someone ugly for no reason other than they don't suit your taste.
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
someone ain't your type then that's fine but don't go round calling someone ugly for no reason other than they don't suit your taste.
Make more moves and less announcements
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Make more moves and less announcements