thomascoyle
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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
The only thing showing any liquidity with Donny nowadays is his brain.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The only thing showing any liquidity with Donny nowadays is his brain.
Also inside the White House there are more signs noting places for Donny: “Bathroom/Document Storage”, “Melania’s Bedroom (Keep Out) and “Dining Room/ Ketchup Throwing Area”.
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Also inside the White House there are more signs noting places for Donny: “Bathroom/Document Storage”, “Melania’s Bedroom (Keep Out) and “Dining Room/ Ketchup Throwing Area”.
Baseball, God I love this game.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Baseball, God I love this game.
The convicted felon trump goes to Asia and only manages to get lost in a room while in Japan, trolled with a crown in South Korea and then gets his ass handed to him during negotiations with Xi in China. Great job there, dotard.
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The convicted felon trump goes to Asia and only manages to get lost in a room while in Japan, trolled with a crown in South Korea and then gets his ass handed to him during negotiations with Xi in China. Great job there, dotard.
Watching the Series and that certain commercial just came on. Looks like Donny’s gonna raise the tariff rate on Canada again.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Watching the Series and that certain commercial just came on. Looks like Donny’s gonna raise the tariff rate on Canada again.
Trump the destroyer is tearing down parts of the White House which belongs to the nation not his perverted self. This crime against America’s heritage,one among trump’s many crimes, is the one that should disgust Americans across the country no matter their political leanings.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump the destroyer is tearing down parts of the White House which belongs to the nation not his perverted self. This crime against America’s heritage,one among trump’s many crimes, is the one that should disgust Americans across the country no matter their political leanings.
Poor Donny, no wonder he’s upset. Millions of Americans gather to protest his misrule, the president of Colombia rightfully calls him a murderer and he discovers that not only are the frogs gay, they’re now the greatest threat to his regime of fuckups and deviants.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Poor Donny, no wonder he’s upset. Millions of Americans gather to protest his misrule, the president of Colombia rightfully calls him a murderer and he discovers that not only are the frogs gay, they’re now the greatest threat to his regime of fuckups and deviants.
Isn’t that pic so cute. Looks like the WH had a Burger King run today instead of the usual McDonalds and a very special boy got a cardboard crown to wear.
October 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Isn’t that pic so cute. Looks like the WH had a Burger King run today instead of the usual McDonalds and a very special boy got a cardboard crown to wear.
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The Supreme Court just made it easier for ICE to stop you … for being brown. The Court sided with ICE, letting them continue targeting people based on race, language, where they are, or the kind of work they do. This ruling is a setback, but it’s not the end.
September 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Supreme Court just made it easier for ICE to stop you … for being brown. The Court sided with ICE, letting them continue targeting people based on race, language, where they are, or the kind of work they do. This ruling is a setback, but it’s not the end.
What I enjoy about the musk-Grok wars is how musk constantly makes AI look ridiculous. Don’t like the answer or conclusion our AI came up with for you? No problem, we can fix that right away, so you’ll get the answers that you want and deserve!
September 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What I enjoy about the musk-Grok wars is how musk constantly makes AI look ridiculous. Don’t like the answer or conclusion our AI came up with for you? No problem, we can fix that right away, so you’ll get the answers that you want and deserve!
An Eastern Tiger Swallowtail decided to interrupt my watering of the plants. I didn’t mind.
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
An Eastern Tiger Swallowtail decided to interrupt my watering of the plants. I didn’t mind.
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When immigrant rights are under attack, everyone’s rights are under attack. If it can happen to your neighbor, it can happen to you.
Cuando se atacan los derechos de los inmigrantes, se atacan los derechos de todos. Si le puede pasar a tu vecino, te puede pasar a ti.
Cuando se atacan los derechos de los inmigrantes, se atacan los derechos de todos. Si le puede pasar a tu vecino, te puede pasar a ti.
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When immigrant rights are under attack, everyone’s rights are under attack. If it can happen to your neighbor, it can happen to you.
Cuando se atacan los derechos de los inmigrantes, se atacan los derechos de todos. Si le puede pasar a tu vecino, te puede pasar a ti.
Cuando se atacan los derechos de los inmigrantes, se atacan los derechos de todos. Si le puede pasar a tu vecino, te puede pasar a ti.
Just saw a commercial for Cracker Barrel and their mascot Uncle Pervy was no where in sight. Can’t wait to hear what Chris Roofie has to say about this outrageous slap in the face of his heritage that’s younger than me.
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just saw a commercial for Cracker Barrel and their mascot Uncle Pervy was no where in sight. Can’t wait to hear what Chris Roofie has to say about this outrageous slap in the face of his heritage that’s younger than me.
Goddamn, you tub really sucks at presenting this sports ball business.
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Goddamn, you tub really sucks at presenting this sports ball business.
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Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay.
Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas.
Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas.
Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay.
Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas.
Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas.
Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
One of the main campaign issues that the Democratic Party needs to run on,beginning now, is amnesty for law abiding immigrants. The only issue ahead of it would be investigations into trump and his minions illegal activities.
August 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One of the main campaign issues that the Democratic Party needs to run on,beginning now, is amnesty for law abiding immigrants. The only issue ahead of it would be investigations into trump and his minions illegal activities.
I’m going to guess trump’s self awarded Kennedy Center Honor will be for the multiple times that he passed, excuse me, aced all of those cognitive tests.
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m going to guess trump’s self awarded Kennedy Center Honor will be for the multiple times that he passed, excuse me, aced all of those cognitive tests.
Thinking that what’s freaking Donny out about the Epstein files the FBI has, is what evidence against him that he knows is missing from them.
August 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thinking that what’s freaking Donny out about the Epstein files the FBI has, is what evidence against him that he knows is missing from them.
I do have to admit that trump as president did end the massive outbreak of dog and cat eating. Donny did it so quickly that it was as if it never happened at all.
July 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I do have to admit that trump as president did end the massive outbreak of dog and cat eating. Donny did it so quickly that it was as if it never happened at all.
Remember, tech CEOs are the most easily replaceable people with AI. The machine, just like them, will bloviate techno babble, make many mistakes and waste tons of money before stumbling upon the correct answer to the question.
July 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Remember, tech CEOs are the most easily replaceable people with AI. The machine, just like them, will bloviate techno babble, make many mistakes and waste tons of money before stumbling upon the correct answer to the question.
After their surrender to trump, if you want to really hurt the CBS bottom line there needs to be a tuning out of any content from CBS Sports. College football, March Madness and their money farm, the NFL.
July 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
After their surrender to trump, if you want to really hurt the CBS bottom line there needs to be a tuning out of any content from CBS Sports. College football, March Madness and their money farm, the NFL.
The next Democratic administration needs to make certain that the instigators and administrators of this crime against humanity are charged and if convicted placed into prison. I suggest that we call this place “Asshole Alcatraz”.
July 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The next Democratic administration needs to make certain that the instigators and administrators of this crime against humanity are charged and if convicted placed into prison. I suggest that we call this place “Asshole Alcatraz”.
A question that I have is will musk have the money to throw away in the fall of 2026? Since Tesla is going to lose its main source of revenue with the EV breaks and carbon offsets they sell ending,the stock price should drop and not just a little.
July 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A question that I have is will musk have the money to throw away in the fall of 2026? Since Tesla is going to lose its main source of revenue with the EV breaks and carbon offsets they sell ending,the stock price should drop and not just a little.
I will make a bet that many of these trump concentration camps will be located in areas where agriculture is the main focus of the local economy. Over the main gates will be the sign stating:
Arbeit Macht Nicht Frei
Arbeit Macht Nicht Frei
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I will make a bet that many of these trump concentration camps will be located in areas where agriculture is the main focus of the local economy. Over the main gates will be the sign stating:
Arbeit Macht Nicht Frei
Arbeit Macht Nicht Frei
To everyone thinking that they can troll JD Vance on Bluesky, forget it. Like all insecure people he enjoys the attention. Block him here and ignore his ass like trump does. If you want to harass him go to twitter, facebook, the illegal site of TikTok and do it there.
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
To everyone thinking that they can troll JD Vance on Bluesky, forget it. Like all insecure people he enjoys the attention. Block him here and ignore his ass like trump does. If you want to harass him go to twitter, facebook, the illegal site of TikTok and do it there.