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Thneeb
@thneeb.bsky.social
G-guh
August 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Crip walking in Fortnite with the she-venom skin
November 4, 2024 at 3:28 AM
When ur son is a wage cuck 😭 😭 😭
August 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
When he’s chilling in the background you’ll notice him and think, ok yeah there’s some good stuff going on. Remember that for later ok?
July 7, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I CAN’T STOP POSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
June 29, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I farted… farted… barted… Simpsoned… farted
June 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Soyjack spud followed me onto the subway… I was uncomfortable obviously.. but I respect his tenacity… his cunning… when I’m gone and he’s still here on Earth I hope he remembers me
June 8, 2024 at 2:42 AM
You gotta be fucking jorking my chain rn.. they put a jumpscare on my cola
May 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
How I be when I see Mr. Fantastic turn is eyeball into a mf telescope. Only real ones get it, I’m sorry.. I’m truly sorry… forgive me. Fuck my stupid binchurian candidate life
May 26, 2024 at 5:57 AM
May 26, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Gas leak in the convention centre… Squirmfest 2015 has been cancelled
Someone hold me… *shivers*
May 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Crossposting like a mf
April 8, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Just smelled death at the ROM… more like night at the mausoleummmm… no nevermind I lost it, ignore me
March 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
YouTube channel idea: me reacting to the found footage left behind after my partner gets lost in the Blair Witch forest
March 8, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I have to go back… have to stop myself… from drinking 9 beers after looking at the pot of greed post 3 times…
February 10, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Just want people to know that when you look at my posts I do this at my phone
January 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Spot the differences :)
January 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
There’s a ghost in the machine, and my penits… in the machine… it’s stuck!!! Help!!
December 29, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Game Awards discourse approaching the event horizon
December 17, 2023 at 8:14 PM
We used to be beasts…
December 3, 2023 at 1:35 AM
When it’s a lil thug gangsta out but you too chilly to care
November 28, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Tweet about something you like… ok

Super Mari Brothers:
November 18, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Bluesky boring as hell… sigh… maybe Threads is the way to go

Threads:
November 16, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Her: You know American Thanksgiving is in November, not October, right?

Me: Y..yeah… sniffffff…. Uuwwwhhgg…. wwaaaaaaa… snii… fff…. Waahhhhhhhh….
November 10, 2023 at 3:28 AM
When a bothersome person is oh-my-gosh-phobic and you just hit them with that Buntline stare
October 30, 2023 at 4:51 AM