Celery truly is just a vessel to get ranch into my mouth

I’m moving today and my dog seems to be under the impression that I’m not taking her with (no matter how many times I’ve told her she’s coming with me)

My dog, every night at bedtime: I am going to curl up so cozy on the pillows. Surely my mother will not move me from this comfy spot
My dog, when I move her from this spot: BUT WHY