if the government isn't following the law, why should the citizens?

how i know most of the u.s. doesn't understand the arts: my wife has been a working dancer for nearly 20 years. last year her mom was surprised to learn that she does, in fact, get paid for it. can't really fault MIL because most people seem to think that unless its broadway, it's a hobby.

economic blackout? how about just deleting your accounts and credit cards on major shopping platforms. change your behavior.

Theatre folk: I'm looking for examples of site specific work that also uses a walking tour construct. Halp? A class I'm leading is calling it "haunted house" style and I need something better for them.

If your company uses workday for collecting resumes, 60% chance I'll give up before hitting submit.

I, too, am now a self-righteous robot vacuum owner. Meet Colonel Dustard. (No photo provided)

At a certain point holding hands with friends feels like the correct move.

Weird to turn to a stranger and very sadly say, "I'm glad you found happiness."?

Me: can you smell my rage?
My dog: ...

Never cook with your inlaws.

Pitch: T-Pain + Marshawn Lynch remake of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (or any 80s odd couple-esque buddy comedy).

Maybe I'll make the LA Sparks my entire personality.

We apologize, the gate we keep shan't open for you. Maybe next time but probably not.

I just spent an hour in bitwig recreating windows xp error sounds and that's how life is today.

If you chose D, all of the above, congratulations on your propensity toward a piecemeal, freelance lifestyle.

Someday.

I will write.

A LinkedIn thirst trap post.

About toxic workplaces.

And corporate posturing.

But not today.

"Learning to be in front of other people again for the first time, a memoir in 5 sentences of increasing brevity, or, I put pants on today," an autobiography

No, you're sweaty.