THIS is Michael M.
@thisismichaelm.bsky.social
Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.
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Please publish my pita poetry posthummusly
My new company is called Cash 4 Trash. You give me cash, I give you trash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My new company is called Cash 4 Trash. You give me cash, I give you trash.
There are several shades to the appropriateness of learning this piece at the moment
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There are several shades to the appropriateness of learning this piece at the moment
"Band pull-aparts" not supposed to be literal.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Band pull-aparts" not supposed to be literal.
My mic tests always devolve into me doing the (dubbed) voices of Iron Chef commentators and judges.
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My mic tests always devolve into me doing the (dubbed) voices of Iron Chef commentators and judges.
Landed on My Favorite Martian for my next retro watch. Despite its incredible presumptuousness.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Landed on My Favorite Martian for my next retro watch. Despite its incredible presumptuousness.
So who's gonna getaway with me?
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
So who's gonna getaway with me?
Cat's so loud lately I'm going to rename him Thurston Howl V
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Cat's so loud lately I'm going to rename him Thurston Howl V
Yep, still weird.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yep, still weird.
Dunno if it's working
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dunno if it's working
I got evacuated from Soarin' and would like a personal apology from Patrick Warburton. Unless it's my impression of him that caused the breakdown, in which case it is I who apologizes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I got evacuated from Soarin' and would like a personal apology from Patrick Warburton. Unless it's my impression of him that caused the breakdown, in which case it is I who apologizes.
Is this the most clear shot of the Mystic Seer I ever got? And will I be allowed to leave this place?
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is this the most clear shot of the Mystic Seer I ever got? And will I be allowed to leave this place?
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New Episode (Spotify Link) Listen to Part 2 of us talking about the Paul Lynde Halloween Special. We talk about sexuality in the 70s, how we miss variety shows, and much more. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch us on YouTube!
open.spotify.com/episode/0QYV...
open.spotify.com/episode/0QYV...
Paul Lynde's Halloween Special (Part 2)
open.spotify.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
New Episode (Spotify Link) Listen to Part 2 of us talking about the Paul Lynde Halloween Special. We talk about sexuality in the 70s, how we miss variety shows, and much more. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch us on YouTube!
open.spotify.com/episode/0QYV...
open.spotify.com/episode/0QYV...
Some days the toast jumps clear out of the toaster like in Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving and I get foolishy optimistic for a while.
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Some days the toast jumps clear out of the toaster like in Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving and I get foolishy optimistic for a while.
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Sending this around again to try and hit that goal eventually and keep treatment going.
Well this is embarrassing, but necessary. Insurance just doesn't cover enough. gofund.me/8f49a0c27
Donate to Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care, organized by Kiley Fox
After 10 years of starting GoFundMe's for others, I have to swallow my own prid… Kiley Fox needs your support for Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care
gofund.me
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sending this around again to try and hit that goal eventually and keep treatment going.
Hang on, there's hope?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hang on, there's hope?
Wish I'd bought one of those E.T. Queue Candles before letting my Universal AP expire in a few days.
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wish I'd bought one of those E.T. Queue Candles before letting my Universal AP expire in a few days.
Figure if I spend all my free time futzing with my keyboard and fiddling with my microphone, eventually something passable will record itself by accident.
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Figure if I spend all my free time futzing with my keyboard and fiddling with my microphone, eventually something passable will record itself by accident.
I have lit a pumpkin clove candle and am searching for my festive kazoo. What more can one do?
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I have lit a pumpkin clove candle and am searching for my festive kazoo. What more can one do?
Subjecting myself to HALLOWEEN WITH THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY despite the warning of @yourangaddams.bsky.social
*extended Lurch groan*
*extended Lurch groan*
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Subjecting myself to HALLOWEEN WITH THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY despite the warning of @yourangaddams.bsky.social
*extended Lurch groan*
*extended Lurch groan*
Halloween's here already? Wow, time flies.
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Halloween's here already? Wow, time flies.
Bringing this horror out of Hyding as is my Halloween tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTN9...
Please Don't Hekyll Dr. Jekyll
YouTube video by Michael M.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bringing this horror out of Hyding as is my Halloween tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTN9...
I can't stand being partially incapacitated. Can't bend easily either.
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I can't stand being partially incapacitated. Can't bend easily either.
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The cost-to-benefit ratio of keeping Kiley going is incalculable. She's priceless.
Well this is embarrassing, but necessary. Insurance just doesn't cover enough. gofund.me/8f49a0c27
Donate to Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care, organized by Kiley Fox
After 10 years of starting GoFundMe's for others, I have to swallow my own prid… Kiley Fox needs your support for Support Needed for Vital Lung and Heart Care
gofund.me
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The cost-to-benefit ratio of keeping Kiley going is incalculable. She's priceless.
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Our Halloween Surprise is up! (Drumroll)
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with guest host @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social!
Watch us on YouTube as Paul does the most incredible Paul Lynde impression I've ever seen, and we delight in Hallooween kooks!
youtu.be/qPceCMOB1Ks?...
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with guest host @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social!
Watch us on YouTube as Paul does the most incredible Paul Lynde impression I've ever seen, and we delight in Hallooween kooks!
youtu.be/qPceCMOB1Ks?...
Paul Lynde's Halloween Special (Part 1)
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Our Halloween Surprise is up! (Drumroll)
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with guest host @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social!
Watch us on YouTube as Paul does the most incredible Paul Lynde impression I've ever seen, and we delight in Hallooween kooks!
youtu.be/qPceCMOB1Ks?...
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with guest host @dekkoparsnip2.bsky.social!
Watch us on YouTube as Paul does the most incredible Paul Lynde impression I've ever seen, and we delight in Hallooween kooks!
youtu.be/qPceCMOB1Ks?...
How do I love thee? Let me count the wafers.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How do I love thee? Let me count the wafers.