collyflower 🍉
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18th Annual Gaza Winter Walk 2025/26 | Muslim Hands
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Hello my loves! Once again I am taking part in the 18th Annual Gaza Winter Walk to raise money for Muslim Hands. Please donate if you can and share this link! Thank you so much fundraise.muslimhands.org.uk/18th-annual-...
My dad made breakfast and left me one teeny piece of bacon and now my uncle is subjecting me to a TV show that traumatised me and my sister. When my mum would do our hair she would make us watch some shit tv show called Heartbeat while she hacked away at our hair. I hate everything today.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My dad made breakfast and left me one teeny piece of bacon and now my uncle is subjecting me to a TV show that traumatised me and my sister. When my mum would do our hair she would make us watch some shit tv show called Heartbeat while she hacked away at our hair. I hate everything today.
The person that trained me for my job is now my store manager and they’re the biggest babe! 🥰🥰🥰
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The person that trained me for my job is now my store manager and they’re the biggest babe! 🥰🥰🥰
I wanna send you all Christmas cards but because I love you all so much I would want them to be super special and I cannot afford that. Also most of you live ages away the shipping would be mad 😭
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I wanna send you all Christmas cards but because I love you all so much I would want them to be super special and I cannot afford that. Also most of you live ages away the shipping would be mad 😭
My womb feels like there’s a Turnstile gig going on in there
a man is being thrown in the air in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man is being thrown in the air in a crowd of people .
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November 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My womb feels like there’s a Turnstile gig going on in there
My uncle keeps leaving the toilet seat up I am going to FLIP
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My uncle keeps leaving the toilet seat up I am going to FLIP
I really needed the stream today. I feel like dookie fart cause of my period and my shit home life. I love you all 💚💚💚
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I really needed the stream today. I feel like dookie fart cause of my period and my shit home life. I love you all 💚💚💚
I told my brother I wasn’t coming to my dads birthday meal and I know he deffo told my parents but I still have my mum messaging me asking me where the hell i am. I am in bed watching the stream leave me the hell alone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I told my brother I wasn’t coming to my dads birthday meal and I know he deffo told my parents but I still have my mum messaging me asking me where the hell i am. I am in bed watching the stream leave me the hell alone.
Really enjoy having to leave work early cause I have the audacity to not be pregnant 💀
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Really enjoy having to leave work early cause I have the audacity to not be pregnant 💀
I’m in the shittest mood ever BUT Deftones and CMAT just announced massive shows for next year 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m in the shittest mood ever BUT Deftones and CMAT just announced massive shows for next year 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Ugh my uncle is here already
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Ugh my uncle is here already
I keep flipping out at my mum but she keeps doing annoying bullshit that she really doesn’t need to do 💀💀💀
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I keep flipping out at my mum but she keeps doing annoying bullshit that she really doesn’t need to do 💀💀💀
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wipe front to back but
fart back to front????
fart back to front????
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
wipe front to back but
fart back to front????
fart back to front????
Considering taking out my eyebrow piercing but I’m also not a fucking quitter. Idc if it’s infected I will persevere.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Considering taking out my eyebrow piercing but I’m also not a fucking quitter. Idc if it’s infected I will persevere.
I was drunk the other day and thought I was cunt apparently
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was drunk the other day and thought I was cunt apparently
Ain’t no better feeling than a fart making its way to the front and slipping through the 🐱 lips
immediately after stream I ran to tell justin what y'all told me ab farting in skinny jeans and it going up there!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ain’t no better feeling than a fart making its way to the front and slipping through the 🐱 lips
I’m angry, pissed off and annoyed. I am SICK of living in this house 💀
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m angry, pissed off and annoyed. I am SICK of living in this house 💀
My tattoo is almost healed and it’s been less than a week since I got it done???
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My tattoo is almost healed and it’s been less than a week since I got it done???
Hilary Duff is coming to London in January??????
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hilary Duff is coming to London in January??????
Fun fact about this song; I first listened to it when I was on my way to work at a venue they were playing at and I had green and blue hair and was wearing a green and blue outfit. It was meant to be really.
This song perfectly describes my outfit today open.spotify.com/track/41h3NP...
Green & Blue
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November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Fun fact about this song; I first listened to it when I was on my way to work at a venue they were playing at and I had green and blue hair and was wearing a green and blue outfit. It was meant to be really.
This song perfectly describes my outfit today open.spotify.com/track/41h3NP...
Green & Blue
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November 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This song perfectly describes my outfit today open.spotify.com/track/41h3NP...
I’ve had my eyebrow pierced for over a year and it’s still not healed. Pls just wanna wear makeup without stressing about infecting my piercing 😩
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve had my eyebrow pierced for over a year and it’s still not healed. Pls just wanna wear makeup without stressing about infecting my piercing 😩
Not even a minute into this latest episode of Abbott Elementary and I’m fucking screaming oh my god
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Not even a minute into this latest episode of Abbott Elementary and I’m fucking screaming oh my god
Okay I’ve started watching Pluribus and I think I’ve already guessed what’s going on and if I’m right I’m gonna be so fucking pissed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Okay I’ve started watching Pluribus and I think I’ve already guessed what’s going on and if I’m right I’m gonna be so fucking pissed.
I wonder if there’s really insane fans of My Morning Jacket like in American Dad
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wonder if there’s really insane fans of My Morning Jacket like in American Dad
Right before I left Shoreditch I made this happen 🌚
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Right before I left Shoreditch I made this happen 🌚