shad
@thisbemisperson.bsky.social
professional overthinker, winging the rest
orchestra teacher to young people
orchestra teacher to young people
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shad
@thisbemisperson.bsky.social
· Feb 21
i won’t judge you for clapping when the plane lands anymore
was just thinking that this might finally be outdated but this week proved me wrong 🫠
i won’t judge you for clapping when the plane lands anymore
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
was just thinking that this might finally be outdated but this week proved me wrong 🫠
felt like asking chatGPT how often trump comes up in the epstein files (great idea,right? 😬) and it basically said “yeah his name comes up here and there but he’s not the main character.” i called bullshit and it just goes “it’s always good to double check!” 😑
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
felt like asking chatGPT how often trump comes up in the epstein files (great idea,right? 😬) and it basically said “yeah his name comes up here and there but he’s not the main character.” i called bullshit and it just goes “it’s always good to double check!” 😑
slept away half of my day off but it’s fine
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
slept away half of my day off but it’s fine
curtis sliwa is adult swim personified
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
curtis sliwa is adult swim personified
racism isn’t dead but at least the racists lost last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
racism isn’t dead but at least the racists lost last night
explain to me what a “meteoric rise” is
i get what they mean when they use it in a headline
but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down
i get what they mean when they use it in a headline
but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
explain to me what a “meteoric rise” is
i get what they mean when they use it in a headline
but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down
i get what they mean when they use it in a headline
but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down
yo fuck dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
yo fuck dick cheney
sight reading factory follows me on tik tok, and i think it’s so funny bc i like so many of their posts, but if they go to my page its all about my cat
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
sight reading factory follows me on tik tok, and i think it’s so funny bc i like so many of their posts, but if they go to my page its all about my cat
listening to a speaker at our arts pd who definitely used chatgpt to write their speech 😔
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
listening to a speaker at our arts pd who definitely used chatgpt to write their speech 😔
make shiny hunting fun again
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
make shiny hunting fun again
pov: it’s wednesday morning, and local news stations are pronouncing the new mayor of new york’s name like a wifi password 😭
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
pov: it’s wednesday morning, and local news stations are pronouncing the new mayor of new york’s name like a wifi password 😭
cliche executive officer
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
cliche executive officer
bro gatekeeping freedom of speech behind party affiliation is cringe af
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
bro gatekeeping freedom of speech behind party affiliation is cringe af
art of the kneel
President Trump told European leaders after his meeting with President Putin of Russia on Friday that he supported a plan to end the war in Ukraine by ceding territory to the Russian invaders, rather than try for a cease-fire. It's a reversal of what Trump seemed to agree to with European allies.
After Meeting Putin, Trump Reverts to Land Swaps for Peace in Ukraine
The U.S. president’s latest statements are a reversal of much of what he seemed to have agreed to with European allies this past week.
nyti.ms
August 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
art of the kneel
live life full of dramatic irony
August 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
live life full of dramatic irony
hey people who work in food service, how illegal is it if my employer uses ring security cameras WITH AUDIO to monitor what everyone is doing? they never asked for consent from staff, and DEFINITELY NOT from customers
August 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
hey people who work in food service, how illegal is it if my employer uses ring security cameras WITH AUDIO to monitor what everyone is doing? they never asked for consent from staff, and DEFINITELY NOT from customers
asking for id to use the internet is as dystopian as it gets
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
asking for id to use the internet is as dystopian as it gets
boomers’ use of ellipses needs to be studied
July 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
boomers’ use of ellipses needs to be studied
my tiktok feels dystopian
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality
July 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
my tiktok feels dystopian
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality
music off after closing at a restaurant is the clearest i can be that it’s time to go
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
music off after closing at a restaurant is the clearest i can be that it’s time to go
@stephencolbert.bsky.social turned into the character he used to portray on the colbert report the way he asked zohran questions that no other mayoral candidate would ever have been asked.
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social turned into the character he used to portray on the colbert report the way he asked zohran questions that no other mayoral candidate would ever have been asked.
i’m being bullied by middle school teachers and it’s funny but that’s as specific as i feel like getting tysm
June 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i’m being bullied by middle school teachers and it’s funny but that’s as specific as i feel like getting tysm