Is it going to rain tomorrow?
Why did I even bother looking
Why did I even bother looking
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Is it going to rain tomorrow?
Why did I even bother looking
Why did I even bother looking
When arriving into Clapham Junction from Victoria, platform 13 is always preferable to the long streak of piss that is platform 15 even with the massive step down at the London End
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
When arriving into Clapham Junction from Victoria, platform 13 is always preferable to the long streak of piss that is platform 15 even with the massive step down at the London End
Chicken legged attack drone might sound like another subset of gay gym culture but actually it's far more terrifying
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Chicken legged attack drone might sound like another subset of gay gym culture but actually it's far more terrifying
I'm trying to tough it out until the heating comes on at 7pm but I've worked from home today and it's freezing indoors, currently 15.6°C
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I'm trying to tough it out until the heating comes on at 7pm but I've worked from home today and it's freezing indoors, currently 15.6°C
It's almost that time of year again
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
It's almost that time of year again
Well. They're both going to hell for all that lying
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Well. They're both going to hell for all that lying
Rachel is so cold I bet she has her period in cubes
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Rachel is so cold I bet she has her period in cubes
Asked the phone to search for "photos of me" and it brings up loads of faces asking which one I am- one of which was Shamima Begum 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Asked the phone to search for "photos of me" and it brings up loads of faces asking which one I am- one of which was Shamima Begum 🙄
Wearing scarlet to a funeral parlour with the open casket of someone you didn't like there. Bold
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Wearing scarlet to a funeral parlour with the open casket of someone you didn't like there. Bold
New piccadilly line train on test at Hammersmith today
January 18, 2026 at 11:47 AM
New piccadilly line train on test at Hammersmith today
My earbuds didn't charge properly in their case so I guess I'm rawdogging the district line this morning
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
My earbuds didn't charge properly in their case so I guess I'm rawdogging the district line this morning
Hunters on the hill... geddit?
January 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Hunters on the hill... geddit?
When you tread in poo, clean off the poo but all you can smell afterwards is the poo 🙊😬
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
When you tread in poo, clean off the poo but all you can smell afterwards is the poo 🙊😬
Marks myself safe from the Mildmay Line ✅️
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Marks myself safe from the Mildmay Line ✅️
"I haven't seen this much domestic violence since I watched the first six seasons of Murder, She Wrote"
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
"I haven't seen this much domestic violence since I watched the first six seasons of Murder, She Wrote"
It's been a long day and this made me laugh
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
It's been a long day and this made me laugh
Ever get the feeling that you're being watched? 🧐
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Ever get the feeling that you're being watched? 🧐
I'd like to say I'm experimenting with a shorter beard but I must put the wrong guard on the clippers by mistake 🫤
Maybe it is time for a new year new look thing 🤷🏼
Maybe it is time for a new year new look thing 🤷🏼
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I'd like to say I'm experimenting with a shorter beard but I must put the wrong guard on the clippers by mistake 🫤
Maybe it is time for a new year new look thing 🤷🏼
Maybe it is time for a new year new look thing 🤷🏼
Older ginger are more spicy
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Older ginger are more spicy
It's going to feel like -7°C at 8am tomorrow morning? 🥶
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It's going to feel like -7°C at 8am tomorrow morning? 🥶
I added 149 photos to Instagram last year, didn't seem like a lot (one every 2.44 days) although there were a lot of sunsets and nature pics
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I added 149 photos to Instagram last year, didn't seem like a lot (one every 2.44 days) although there were a lot of sunsets and nature pics
Where am I? New year's day edition
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Where am I? New year's day edition