Justin 🤡
@thirtypages.bsky.social
Fill your mouth with thorns and swallow
Can’t believe 2017 was 5 years ago
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Can’t believe 2017 was 5 years ago
I clearly have a preference
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I clearly have a preference
With friends like these who needs birth control
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
With friends like these who needs birth control
Gave it a day after watching. The Chainsaw Man movie is anime movie of the year. Forgot how painfully good the Reze Arc is
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Gave it a day after watching. The Chainsaw Man movie is anime movie of the year. Forgot how painfully good the Reze Arc is
I looked at my Arby’s beef and chedda with yearning eyes
October 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I looked at my Arby’s beef and chedda with yearning eyes
Forbidden anal beads
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Forbidden anal beads
Crazy losing my airport badge means I gotta pay $250 for a replacement. If I lose it again that’s $500 lmaoooooo
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Crazy losing my airport badge means I gotta pay $250 for a replacement. If I lose it again that’s $500 lmaoooooo
Guy at work who’s one of those fake super Christians. Walks around blasting Christian radio and carries around a bible everywhere. Asked him how’s the rapture going. And he had nothing
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Guy at work who’s one of those fake super Christians. Walks around blasting Christian radio and carries around a bible everywhere. Asked him how’s the rapture going. And he had nothing
You know the pose a fly does when it drops dead? Same exact pose
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You know the pose a fly does when it drops dead? Same exact pose
As someone who works with different countries airlines having an auto translate with the new AirPods is gonna be a fucking game changer for me. Not gonna be nodding and smiling anymore when they’re telling me something broke lmao
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
As someone who works with different countries airlines having an auto translate with the new AirPods is gonna be a fucking game changer for me. Not gonna be nodding and smiling anymore when they’re telling me something broke lmao
The end of my city life era. Going to die in the suburbs now
September 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The end of my city life era. Going to die in the suburbs now
Summer season is almost over at the airlines. Moving somewhere where I don’t have to worry about my car getting broken into over and over. Finally getting a breather
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Summer season is almost over at the airlines. Moving somewhere where I don’t have to worry about my car getting broken into over and over. Finally getting a breather
Bawling to songs titled Slumdog Scungillionaire and Monica Lewinskibidi
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Bawling to songs titled Slumdog Scungillionaire and Monica Lewinskibidi
Watching a friend get turned into a cake for his birthday. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
July 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Watching a friend get turned into a cake for his birthday. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Not me almost choking and blacking out for 2 seconds on a popcorn kernel at Disney while my friends and partner watch 💀
June 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not me almost choking and blacking out for 2 seconds on a popcorn kernel at Disney while my friends and partner watch 💀
Season 2 of The Rehearsal might be one of the greatest pieces of television. Nathan getting a blank check as long as he doesn’t go over budget to be a psychopath is absolutely genius
May 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Season 2 of The Rehearsal might be one of the greatest pieces of television. Nathan getting a blank check as long as he doesn’t go over budget to be a psychopath is absolutely genius
Pilot for one of the flights I worked earlier gave me a beer said I looked like I needed it lmao
May 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Pilot for one of the flights I worked earlier gave me a beer said I looked like I needed it lmao
The newest Rehearsal episode might be the most insane shit I’ve seen Nathan Fielder come up with
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The newest Rehearsal episode might be the most insane shit I’ve seen Nathan Fielder come up with
The IRS can’t keep the location of the Ark of the Covenant secret for much longer
May 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The IRS can’t keep the location of the Ark of the Covenant secret for much longer
Dim Sum as a post drinking meal was a banger choice
May 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dim Sum as a post drinking meal was a banger choice
I worked 15 hours with a migraine and ended the shift changing a ‘37 tire by myself. About to leave and find my tire is fucked. Maybe. I am the fool.
April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I worked 15 hours with a migraine and ended the shift changing a ‘37 tire by myself. About to leave and find my tire is fucked. Maybe. I am the fool.
I think it’s kinda sad that Ive gotten good enough changing my own car windows in under 30 minutes with the amount of times it keeps getting broken into lmao
March 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I think it’s kinda sad that Ive gotten good enough changing my own car windows in under 30 minutes with the amount of times it keeps getting broken into lmao