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The Thirsty Spittoon
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“I don’t care what anybody says, it’s even difficult to hit a stationary spittoon; but missing—missing means you at least took aim.”
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The Thirsty Spittoon @thirstyspittoon.bsky.social · Jan 19
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Flirting with Truth and/or Hogwash since June 2015

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Another Example Of Why That “Math” Wasn't Useless

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November 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Interesting Young Adult Reads: “Until Beth” ; Lisa Amowitz

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November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Watson Can't Help Him This Time

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November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: DAY – October 19, 2015 – Famous Quotes 5

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Famous Quotes 5
Witty things Famous people have said that make me think.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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🥃𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊'𝐒 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

My Favorite Songs 42

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November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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🥃𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓🥃

Humor Box 206 (Meme/Pic Dump)

Blake Has Always Been My Favorite

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November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I Think We Can All Agree Is Not The Shape That Makes Her A Bad Mother, But The Fact That There's No Sauce

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November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I Suddenly Have A Craving For A Ginger Ale And Some Saltines...Weird

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November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I Love These Types Of Origin Stories

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November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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“The Blue Dancer” ; Liam Dunne

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November 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Heartwarming And Emotionally Complex: “The Last Summer At Chelsea Beach” ; Pam Jenoff

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November 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Sunday – December 12, 2016 – Jokes 16

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Jokes 16
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up...
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November 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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She's Not Wrong

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October 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Such Dark Content For A Kids Show...Hilarious

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October 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Except For The Times When The Table Shows Up

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October 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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“Stan Lee” ; 2019 ; Samuel Saito

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October 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – July 15, 2016 – Blackhawk

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Blackhawk
Blackhawk is an American country music group founded in 1992 by Henry Paul (lead vocals, mandolin, acoustic guitar), Van Stephenson (background vocals, electric guitar), and Dave Robbins (background v...
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October 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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The News Reporter Has Not Been Seen Since This Fateful Day

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October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A Secret To Happiness

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October 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The Key Is Knowing When It's Too Early For A Change And When The Change Is Imperative

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October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – September 25, 2022 – People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20

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People Who Should Suffer Beheading; or At Least An Unhealable Paper Cut 20
Discussion of Various topics with a humorous, satirical, and sometimes sarcastic tone.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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You Are Being Tricked To Steal A Fairy's Light Everytime You Click That Wicked, Cursed Ink-Filled Stick

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October 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I'm Not...I'm Not Sure What's Going On Here, But What A Cool Picture

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October 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender.

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October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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⏳𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍⏳: Saturday – December 17, 2015 – Greatest Characters Ever Written 10

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Greatest Characters Ever Written 10
Her story and voice transformed fiction, granting readers audience to her entire life, allowing readers access to her most intimate thoughts, emotions, and personal growth.
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October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM